Den Kongelige Danske Kavalergang Force
Den Kongelige Danske Kavalergang Force is (so far) the only part of the Danish army. Its name is Danish and means The Royal Danish Cleavage Force in English.
Den Kongelige Danske Kavalergang Force was formed by the Danish Minister for Defence and Propaganda Grev Per when was the president of Denmark. It is just like most other parts of the Danish state one big joke, and its name is meant to offend people.
From Romania with Defeat
The Kavalergang Force was first time dispatched to Romania to help with the attempted invasion of Iran, but as most people know, the invasion failed, and the Kavalergang was short on weapons, so the kavalergang didn't do much damage to the Iranians.