Grev Per
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Grev Per was a Danish politician and journalist.
Political Career
Grev Per started his political career in the nation of Denmark. With a background understanding of economics, he was able to advise the former President Onaninho. After a month of making his presence known and of advising Onaninho, Grev Per (whose name at the time was Wheelchairman) became elected head of the Weberian Bureaucracy Party.
Not long after that Grev Per became President of Denmark. As President he created the following organizations:
- Kulturministeriet (Ministry of Cultural Affairs)
- Den Danske Statskirke (The State Church of Denmark)
- Hemmelige Statspolitiets/HEMSTAPO (Secret State Police/SECSTAPO)
- Finansministeriet (Ministry of Financial Affairs)
First Sweden-Denmark War (The Öresund War)
Having no success in making any allies or even contacting Sweden, Grev Per initiated a campaign of antagonizing the behemoth neighbor state. With the belief that invasion was inevitable, he justified this policy by saying "If we're going to get invaded, we might as well deserve it."
The Öresund War broke out April 21, 2008 when Swedish tanks rolled into Hovedstaden, and ended April 23, 2008.
The war was spurred on by the Danish President Grev Per, who insulted the Swedish people by calling them Homo-swedes, which they thought was a kind of ape. Critics in Sweden took this act as a way to provoke a full scale assault on Danish soil. Swedish army marched into Vejle only one day after the attack at the capital. On the third day of the war, the Danish forces surrendered and Sweden declared the annexation of Denmark.
Career as a Journalist
Grev Per is editor of the newspaper The Citizen Journals. Originally meant as an informative but entertaining paper on life in Denmark, its tone has changed greatly since becoming party president. While the description of the paper claims it to be unbiased, it's articles are largely biased in favor of Danes at the disadvantage of Swedes.
The paper made a breakthrough in world media as being vehemently anti-Swedish in the weeks leading up to the war. One of the most famous articles claimed that the Danish ministry of Science had proven that Swede weren't human beings, but in fact some kind of great ape. This article went on further to name this new species of ape as Homo-Swedes. Unfortunately, this offended many Swedes and the resulting article was deleted, and Grev Per was banned for a day.
Other notable articles have been on the History of Denmark, The Burden of Integration, and a series of articles told in a first-person narrative on life in the resistance. Grev Per was also the first person in eRepublik to give a speech live via webcam.
Provocateur as a Businessman
Immediately after the invasion of Sweden, Grev Per tried to establish Danish run businesses in all sectors. The two that Grev Per ran were called:
- Danske Pølser til Svenske Kvinder (Danish Sausages for Swedish Women}
- Store Danske Gaver til Små Svenske Kvinder (Big Danish Gifts for Little Swedish Women)
The Order of Christian X
For his effort in the liberation of Denmark, he has been awarded Gold insignia of 
The Order of Christian X.
Military
Den Kongelige Danske Kavalergang Force (eng. The Royal Danish Cleavage Force) was a military unit created by then president Grev Per. It's name was just like most other parts of the Danish state, of that time, one big joke, and its name was meant to offend people.
Medals
