How To: Fun

Ladies and gentlemen, you have just entered a crash course for funning. This how-to article goes hand in hand with the USA's Department of Fun (DoF).

10 Commandments of Fun

1. Thou shall fun all articles: spam and propaganda alike.
2. Thou shall not leave an article unfunned.
3. Thou shall create a newspaper full of fun when thou is capable of doing so.
4. Thou shall post fun, total fun, and nothing but fun.
5. Thou shall never use facts.
6. Thou shall never type with 1337, unless thou finds it the only effective way to communicate.
7. Thou shall have a wiki account, to fun through the fourth wall.
8. Thou shall flame those whom flame thou.
9. Thou shall treat fellow funners as comrades.
10. Thou shall leave nothing sacred.

Gramah and Spelin

1. "ER" always changes to "AH"
2. "TH" changes to "D" in words like "the" and "that"
3. Plural "S" always changes to "Z"
4. "Mr.", "Ms.", or the citizen's title is alway put in front of a citizens name
5. "ING" always drops the "G" so that it makes "IN"
6. "Are" changes to "is"
7. "Of" changes to "o"
8. "X" always changes to "CKS"
9. Exclamation points always come in threes: "!!!"

Style (optional)

1. Only proper past tense is used (see example)
2. Don't repeat letters
3. All proper nouns that aren't names of people have a lower case "i" before the word
4. "CK" or "C" sounding like "K" changes to "K"
5. If it can be plural, it is plural

Examples

1) The French are getting hell kicked out of them.

De French is gettin hell kicked out o dem.

2) I own the economical trivia!

I own de economical trivia!!!