Born on day 587 in Jerusalem District, Israel, Jewyoyo is an Israeli politician, soldier, and journalist; a renaissance man if you will.
He spent his time as a baby in Israel learning how to eat, fight, vote, and make a newspaper. When he was old enough he decided to move out and explore the New World in search of adventure and higher wages. He lived in Western Siberia (then part of Indonesia), France, and Russia before he decided it was time to return home to Israel.
Upon his return he was invited to join the newly formed United Zionist Socialist Party. He accepted the invitation and since then has been active in party and national politics. Jewyoyo is a three time Tel-Aviv congressman and was the fourth UZSP Party president. He currently resides in the capital of Israel, Beersheba South District, and has lived in Nazareth and Jerusalem in the past.
After serving three consecutive terms in the Knesset, Jewyoyo decided to take a break and did not participate in the congress elections of January 2010. During this time he moved to Poland for battle training after weeks of not fighting. He returned to Israel and joined a mobile squad of the IDF. While in this squad he deployed to South Africa and later China. At the end of February Jewyoyo ran for congress and was elected. He ran again in March and was elected.