Île-de-France
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| Country | France
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| Language | French, English |
| Population | 276 |
| Capital | Paris |
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| No. of soldiers | 2.76 |
| Average Strength | 3.02 |
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Île-de-France is a region of France. Its capital is Paris, which is also capital of the country. The region has a Q4 hospital.
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Location
Île-de-France is neighbored by the following regions:
Mayors
The following table lists the mayors of the region in chronological order.
| Date Term Began | Mayor | Party |
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| 21 December 2007 | Mc Jean Gab'1 | |
| 21 January 2008 | Sebablue | Parti Libéral Européen du Développement Durable |
| 21 February 2008 | unknown | |
| 21 March 2008 | stArk | Parti Social Démocrate |
| 21 April 2008 | unknown | |
| 21 May 2008 | stArk | Parti Social Démocrate |
| 21 June 2008 | Ph03n1x | Independants d'E-Republik |
| 21 July 2008 | Ph03n1x | Independants d'E-Republik |
| 21 August 2008 | unknown | |
| 21 September 2008 | druid | Independants d'E-Republik |
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Introduction
Bourgade provinciale in the suburb Of Disneyland Paris in Île-de-France, Paris is the first export country of dogs droppings and is located at the cross of subway and RER lines.
The Parisian and the rest of the country
The parisian, a specie superior to all mankind, is located in Paris (center of the world). When he steps out Paris, the Parisian is called "tourist" or "gogo" and is recognizable by his habit of looking around while walking fast and smiling (a thing he can do only when he is a tourist). A Parisian is an animal with the particularity to have a dog head (tête de chien). The female is called "parisienne" or sometimes Brazilian if she is hermaphrodit. It is a race close to Parigot, which is different only by her tête de veau, but we are far from the campagnards, and from their famous têtes de lard or from bouzeux and their tête de nœud. However, it is important to say the Parisian doesn't look like his suburb neighboor (even if they are from the same region), suburb region inhabitant, famous zone for its bals musettes and its guinguettes. But way too geek for the cultural Parisian, which doesn't recognize the existence of the suburb... Thus, the only people to go there are the 3 numbered lines of bus, but they stop at the doors of Paris.
The Parisian and Paris
The Parisian is, by nature, a very active worker, except when he is on strike or when he does a Revolution. Furthermore, the Parisian is always late because of this hyperactivity, and only sleep 42 minutes a night. The preferred hooby of the Parisian, once he finished drinking at the bar, is to do a constant urban guerilla which origin is lost from a long time ago. It consist in a car infiltration inside of the highway, and to recover her before getting a fine. The violence of a Parisian struggling to defend his vehicule against the assaults of the pervenches reminds the energy of despair of the Russian defending their tanks in Afghanistan. However, most of the time, the Parisian lose. When the Parisien must get his paid or meet the unemployment lady, the first topic of the discussion is the last bottling he participated in, which he complaints about. The Mayor of Paris tries to make the most of the cars disappear from town, including developping le pielib’.
The Parisian and His Travels
The Parisian is a migrator animal, which mainly travels in flock, winter in the Alpes, summer on the Azurean Coast, and weekend in Britain, or Normandy, where he owns a secondary house. He can find his congeners in locations especially made for him to ensure he won't be too far from home. When the Parisian goes on vacation, he goes in Province, a shiny looking-good district of France. « Mais où en Province ? » « bin, en Province pardi ! Tu sais là où ya des bouses de vaches ! » « Ah oui c’est vrai ».
At mountain, the Parisian is recognizable by his équipement lastest shiny stuff and his habits to advice the people he may encounter, about Mountain, equipment, and his special flexion/extension technique when in the powder snow, le planté du bâton... However, it's without any doubt in the waiting lines at the remontées mécaniques that the true nature of the Parisian can be revealed. Nothing can reminds him Subway better !
The Parisian and the Animals
The Parisian is with the Man and the screaming ape of the Botswana, the only biped animal. However, when he leaves Paris for another activity than holidays, he becomes shy and seems to worry about everything. Actually, he believes theer is no electricity outside Paris, and the inhabitants to be some rude people, who don't speak Parisian. He also believe there is only truit fisherman in Auvergne. The Parisian doesn't establish any contact of any sort with the local inhabitants. During summer holidays, the Parisian crowds on Parisian-crowded beaches they called pittoresques.
The Parisian and the Indigens
We can notice some Parisians called Bobos try to stop migrating outside of their congeners migrations dates, in uncommon places (Larzac, Ardèche, Cantal or the Beauce) to be in contact of the true indigens . This way, they can learn the joy of bio culture (like smelly goat cheese, even more expensive than the ones they can get at the capital city) and can make the indigens they can meet the benefit of their limited knowledge, giving them advices on agriculture techniques or on forest trekking equipments. But the bobo specie being in a full growth, he quickly encounters his congeners and must find new wild and pittoresques places where indigens have never seen one of them.
History
Old World
Paris was founded in the early ages of humanity, by the tribe "Pas de rire". It has been several times renamed during History, from Lutece to Paname, becase it was a land invaded lots of times. First, the "Masques", then the "Certes", the "Fronts", the "Groths", the "Mongoliens", and the "Parisii". At the beggining, Paris was juste established on the central three isles (nowadays "Ile de la cité", "Ile Saint Louis" et "Ile aux vaches"), before extending to the two (ennemy) sides of the river.
New World
The Flood
The Flood occured during fall, not with a huge tsunami, but by a big dark rain which last for 15 days.
All the streets are flooded, and aquatic life established its reign.Forget cars, buses, cabs, all you need now is a gondola, a boat or a fishing rode ! New companies of gondola-cab were created, people learn how to move on the canals. The flood permitted the return of forgotten isles, such as l'ile aux vaches, near the old 4th district of Paris. The canals replaced the streets, and created new districts, Paris is not a snail anymore.
After a while, inhabitants decided the flood was a gift, and they sealed the canals to keep the water inside the city, and they don't seem to have changed their mind.
First Mayor
The First mayor after the flood was Mc Jean Gab'1 (Charles), the famous french rapper. He wrote the Hymn of Paris : "Paname" : http://www.deezer.com/track/111487. It was published on his disc with "Mes deux amours" : http://www.deezer.com/track/111486 which deals with Paris and his African origins
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