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The Book of Kiwi
	Instructions
	Chapter One
	Chapter Two
	Chapter Three
	Chapter Four
	Chapter Five
	Chapter Six
	Chapter Seven
	Chapter Eight
	Chapter Nine

	“ Thus is the word of the Holy Golden Kiwi, for you shall follow these rules to read this holy scripture: Breath Eat Nap Nap again Open the holy book Eat Sleep BREATH!! Open the book Read until you'll finish reading Thus are the rules ”
	(The scripture was written by Alexander Janai)