User:Enoch Root

Enoch Root joined eRepublik on day 505. He was very newbly. He sought out the great Dimension and asked him for halp. He said, "Oh, Great Dimension of the Q1 Weapon passer-outers, please halp me." And Dimension said, "Lolwut?" And Enoch said, "Oh, Great Dimension of the Q1 Weapon passer-outers, please halp me." And Dimension said, "Kay." And Enoch said, "Please teach me how to MM so i won't be so newb." And Dim said, "Kay." and he did, and it was good. And Enoch said, "When I quit, you can have all my monies." And Dim said, "Kay."