Wilhelm von Germania
Birth and first steps
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Styria. He is the outcome of an immaculate conception. His mother remains unknown. He was rumored to be a member of the old noble family of Habsburg. Brought up by some goats and other similiar animals, he got into manifacturing. He worked in weapon company where he met Karantanec the first time. After work they got drunk together nearly everyday and talked about nationalism, filthy communism, and Wilhelm's clay cock picture (which made him famous in Austrias' IRC). During Wilhelms alcohol withdrawal, God himself enlighted him and gave him blessing to ascend the throne of eAustria. In October, 2009, Wilhelm von Germania coronated himself in Vienna.
The party afterwards was huge and everybody was surprised by the self-coronation. Many raised their voice to protest, and many cheered and praised the first Kaiser of eAustria. Austria was split up. The Kaiser still dreamed of an unified Austrian Empire, where people look up at him, at him, the symbol of the great history of Austria and his glorious culture and army. The Austrian Emperor had an extensive list of titles and claims that reflected the geographic expanse and diversity of the lands ruled by the Austrian Habsburgs.
Kaiser of Austria,
Apostolic King of Hungary,
King of Bohemia, of Dalmatia, of Croatia, of Slavonia, of Galicia, of Lodomeria, and of Illyria,
King of Jerusalem, and so forth,
Archduke of Austria,
Grand Duke of Tuscany and of Cracow,
Duke of Lorraine, of Salzburg, of Styria, of Carinthia, of Carniola and of the Bukovina,
Grand Prince of Transylvania,
Margrave in Moravia,
Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza and Guastalla, of Auschwitz and Zator, of Teschen, Friuli, Ragusa and Zara,
Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca,
Prince of Trient and Brixen,
Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria,
Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg, and so forth,
Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro and of the Wendish Mark,
Grand Voivode of the Voivodship of Serbia, and so forth,
Sovereign of the Order of the Golden Fleece.
Karantanec, Wilhelms old drinking buddy, got jealous after Wilhelm von Germania became Kaiser. Since the coronation Karantanec tried to sabotage the royal household. Therefore Wilhem confered the shire of Lower Styria on Karantanec. But Karantanec wanted more. In January 2010 he started a filthy revolution to overthrow Kaiser Wilhelm. With success. Kaiser Wilhelm von Germania abdicated.
Monarchism wasn't socially acceptable in Austria. The situation changed after Kaiser Karantanec became Minister of Justice in January and the recent election of Borojevic von Bonjar as President. Borojevic von Bonjar, Party President of the Kronroyale Union and President of Austria, said in his newspaper lately: "To be more precise, we are in favour of an elective monarchy, where a nobles’ council decides who should be the next monarch. This Kaiser should serve as non-partisan, neutral intermediator between the individual sections of the population, thus leading to a untied and tolerant eAustria."