655321
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655321 is a citizen of Hungary. Multi-time MP in various countries around the New World, author of the New World’s funny Urdu newspaper and the only member of the Paramecium Aurelia species to ever reach Field marshal rank in eRepublik. Would sell his mother for another Congress member medal.
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Journalist career
Despite the fact that 655321 owns the New World’s funniest Urdu newspaper called von Stirlitz Files, the articles published by him are almost solely in Hungarian. It may sound contradictory for many, but the well informed minority may well know that these two languages are strongly related, as they both fall into the group of languages not spoken by George W. Bush and Hannah Montana.
According to Sir Angus McGoat, Press director of eVariety, one of the old and well-respected weekly magazines of the New World, ‘the von Stirlitz Files is characterised by cheap vulgarity, Dan Quayle-like composition and a complete lack of sense of humour.’
Most popular articles
- Országkockázat: szeret - nem szeret?
- Szubjektív e-történelem
- Az 1526. napon
- eRep Sliders
- Hadügyi impöcs
- The truth about Romania
- Portré: Weisz
- Elnököt, elnököt, országomat egy elnökért!
- Nagyjaink szerint Európa
- Oli naplója
- Így cikkeztek ti --I--
- Így cikkeztek ti --II--
- Erep evolúció
- Epic fail
- Pártpolitikai eligazító
- Én léptem, bekaphatjátok mind!
- A három tüzér
- Műsorújság
Deleted articles
5-article series about the history of Hungary
- Szubjektív e-történelem 1
- Szubjektív e-történelem 2
- Szubjektív e-történelem 3
- Szubjektív e-történelem 4
- Szubjektív e-történelem 5
The Yeti Spotter
When Plato - in the usual out of his mind mood - introduced the new media rules that restricted the publishing of articles to the press of the publisher's citizenship, 655321 launched a second newspaper, called The Yeti Spotter. Thanks to other brilliant changes made by Plato, The Yeti Spotter is now stuck in the Romanian media for good. The best articles published in the new paper include:
- Az alja elit kultúrtörténete
- Natural enemies - Unlikely friends
- Romania you are not alone
- Szívási modell
On Day 1535, when all the organisations were deleted, The Yeti Spotter was merged with The von Stirlitz Files.
General manager career
655321 will be remembered as one of the all-time greats of the economic module. His great economic feats include the founding of a Q4 Food company in Hellokitty just 29 and a half hours before Hungary lost the region to China. Other deeds worth mentioning include the purchasing of a 140-GOLD Gold Pack on Day 784, an act that he regards as the second greatest mistake of his eRep career.
Military career
Finished second twice in the race for the red side Battle Hero of Burgenland’s resistance wars, because he fell asleep before the end of the first one, then was too thrifty to outdamage an Australian pussy-cat in the second one. Achieved his highest damage in the Day 895 Hungarian-Croatian battle for Budapest with a total of 9,267 damage points. During that battle he bought 5 Wellness Boxes, an act that he still regards as the greatest mistake of his eRep career.
After some half a dozen tries 655321 finally got his BH trophy on Day 956 by fighting green in the resistance war of Vidzeme, Latvia. He wanted the trophy so bad that despite the fact that he had originally traveled to Estonia to help the Latvians free their country, once he saw an opportunity, switched to the green side and fought against them. Oh, well, it happens. And Vidzeme was freed anyway by the Americans, and Croatians, and Romanians, and other funny creatures of that kind.
When V1 was reintroduced by the admins, 655321 finally realised that he would never be able to accumulate enough gold to buy a reasonably cute wife for himself, so he started spending some on warfare, resulting in a few further BH trophies.
On Day 1200 655321 established his very own military unit called the Killer Rabbits Brigade. His loyal unit members admire and love him for the deed.
Timeline
D448: 655321 is born after a recruiting article is published at Index.hu
D459: The very first article written by 655321 is published in Eleven Endre's newspaper. Thanks to its unique style and frenetic humour it reaches 57 votes, gains him HUF1.9.
D515: The New World’s funniest Urdu newspaper, called von Stirlitz Files is established.
D539: 655321 is promoted to colonel, loses virginity
D599: 655321 is promoted to general, loses virginity for real
D701: 655321 is promoted to field marshal, admits that previous reports about him losing his virginity were fake
D784: 655321 robs grandma, purchases a gold-pack
D810: The von Stirlitz Files reaches 1000 subscribers, 655321 registers at an online dating site, uploads Tom Selleck's famous Magnum picture from episode 1084
D826: 655321 reaches level 22, orders the best selling 'How to...' DVD collection from datingsmart.com
D956: 655321 finally becomes a battle hero, boosting his masculine image
D959: The last day of V1 sees 655321 with 13.48 Manufacturing Skill, 39.94 Strength, 412K Damage, 6794 experience points and 0 girlz
D1018: 655321 becomes Veteran**, making him a four-star guy if the Guru** working skill is considered as well
D1064: 655321 is promoted to Über Marshal, writes a poem titled 'Do terminators dream of electric Sarrah Connors?'
D1084: 655321 is demoted to General, all his sex appeal is lost in time, like tears in rain.
D1139: 655321 is finally featured in juccer's world famous e-Cosmo Magazine
D1198: 655321 reaches level 28 in the game, is halfway there to enlightenment
D1292: 655321 gets to level 29, is now only 30 behind the fealed and blave Romper
D1324: when getting to level 30, 655321 gets bored about counting all these levels
D1338: 655321 becomes a National Force, is one tenth way there to romperhood
D1449: promoted to Legendary Force, 655321 is lost in admiring his own greatness
D1590: the skies open up and chicken heads start falling, when a God of War badge is attached to 655321's profile
D1738: Lance Armstrong admits that 655321 has been his drugs supplier right when the latter gets his 100th Super Soldier trophy
D1881: 655321 collects his 500th BH trophy only some 13 years after he had almost been drafted to the army
D2225: an awfully terrible day in 655321's life when he realizes that not only he still plays this crap, but he's also just become a Titan
D2242: 655321 gets the Elit Pógár Jenő Hivatal achievement
