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Captain Communism

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Society
Nationality Flag-USA.png American
National rank 2
Date of birth May 2008
Residence Rhone Alps
Sex Not defined
Politics
President of Chile
6 February 2009 – 5 March 2009
Succeeded by El Nihilista
6 November 2009 – 25 November 2009
Preceded by IVicentico
Succeeded by Alain Echeverri
Military
Military rank Icon rank National Force**.png National Force**
Aircraft rank Airman 0.png Airman

Born in Icon-Argentina.png Argentina in May 2008, among others South American citizens gathered by Uruguayan players.


Former member of Partido Republicano, after 3 months of work and train, creates his first company. Looking for players at external sites who became workers, he was sighted and contacted by El Nihilista, founder of MAS Movimiento Americano Social -a party for Chileans in Argentina- and Candidate for President of that country. Starting a recruitment campaign to join the game, MAS party reach top 3 of Argentines biggest partys, achieving the 3rd place at Presidencial Elections.

Designated Congressman, integrated the Table of Congress for the first time. Becoming well known in Argentina, he got a hard task exposing Minister of Economy and his underground control of Food prices among other Company owners in Izquierda Progresista party, which had owned the power for a long time.



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Captain Communism also refers to the anthromorphic personification of Marxist thought. That is, he is the concept of Marxism in a human form. According to the rich men he constantly beats up in socialist states, he possesses super strength ("THE STRENGTH OF THE PROLETARIAN WORKER!"), super speed ("LIKE HOW FAST A REVOLUTION CAN STIR UP WHEN THE WORKING MAN IS INFORMED!"), and a super scream ("THE PEOPLE'S VOICE MUST BE HEARD!"). He can also shoot leftist propagandaq pamphlets from his wrists and summon hammers and sickles at will for use against his opponents, with very painful results.

Rings

Captain Communism does not exist unless the five owners of the "Rings of the Proletariat" have their powers combined. Each ring is embedded with a tenet of Marxist thought, either derived from its founder himself, or from a major follower (or a person who claimed to be one).

The five rings. In order: Class Struggle, Purge, Revolution, Vanguardism, Theory.


  • The Power of Class Struggle is owned by Mao Tze-Tung. He is most known for his overthrow of China's Qing Dynasty and his attempts to establish a Marxist state. His ring sends a magical blast that, when colliding with two or more people, immediately makes them despise and fight each other, but only if one person makes a significantly higher amount of money than the other.
  • The Power of Purge is owned by Joseph Stalin. He is known as the iron-fisted dictator of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR) around the 1940s. Many Marxists consider him an usurper of Marxist doctrines and see him as a bloodthirsty dictator. Statistically, he sent more political prisoners to the gulags and extermination camps than Adolf Hitler. Using his ring, Joseph Stalin can fire a death ray at any bourgeois who makes more than one hundred million currency a year and strike them dead on the spot.
  • Che Guevara possesses the Power of Revolution. Che Guevara is a hero to many Latin Americans for his overthrowing of the Cuban government alongside Fidel Castro in the late 1950s to early 1960s. He attempted to do the same in Bolivia and other realms, but to no avail, or, at least to no amount of success as it was in Cuba. Che Guevara can fire his ring at a peaceful group of protesters and cause them to immediately turn violent and try to overthrow the powers that be.
  • Hugo Chavez is given the Power of Vanguardism, but he didn't use it for years, because he used to govern Venezuela as a side job. He eventually left that office to help save the world with the Captain, leaving his country in the hands of various capitalistic politicians. Politically, "vanguard ism" means forcibly placing a person, group, or institution in charge of a government that was just overthrown. Using his ring, Hugo Chavez can convince anyone to let him join their group, which he will eventually hijack and use for the Cause.
  • The Power of Theory goes to Ho Chih Minh. Ho Chih Minh led North Vietnam's Viet-Cong in the Vietnam War and pretty much initiated the entire war when he tried, and eventually succeeded in, overrunning South Vietnam and uniting the nation. Like Hugo, Ho left the united nation to various capitalistic presidents. His power is considered rather insignificant and nerdy, since it only enables him to perfectly explain all of Marxism to any man, woman, or child that would lend him an ear.


The five often travel together to fight what they see as evil. Since ERepublik is a capitalist world with a fundamental right of private property, they never seem to be short of a task.

They usually summon Captain Communism to help a little nation stage a Resistance War against a bigger power. Captain Communism's immense strength and super powers give the nation he sides with a significant edge in battle.