Jules deMalt

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Jules deMalt

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Society
Nationality Flag-Portugal.jpg Portuguese
National rank 440
Date of birth 17 September 2014
Residence Norte, Portugal
Political party P.E.I.D.A.
Faith Dioism
Newspaper Diretamente da Friendzone
Politics
Party President of P.E.I.D.A.
15 February 2016 –
Military
Military unit Vanguarda Euphonixiana
Squadron Regiment 1
Position 2nd Commander
Military rank Icon rank Recruit.png Colonel **
Aircraft rank Airman 0.png Airman
 Every loss is a win for a born loser 
(Jules deMalt's profile bio)

Jules deMalt is a reporter, singer, philosopher, filmmaker and generally a nuisance to everyone. Believed to be the incarnation of Julio de Matos, that theory was shortly debunked with Jules deMalt stating for the record: "Julio likes cupcakes better. I, for one, care less for them"[1].

Jules is a staunch ascetic, deriving no pleasure in working, training or fighting, concentrating its efforts on social achievements such as humor and entertainment. He makes his living by article endorsement.

Birth

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Usual meditation spot on his homeland, Gerês.

Jules deMalt was born on the peak of Gerês mountain in Norte. Parents are unknown. It's commonly believed he was created through artificial means.[citation needed]





Military

Jules deMalt is the second commander of Euphonix's tomb honor guard, Vanguarda Euphonixiana (Euphonixian Vanguard), a perfect place due to his ascetic roots.

Politics

 Because I want to and if a man wants to, things get done! 


A longtime member of Velhocracia, Jules deMalt ran for president of Partido Monárquico do Povo Português in September 2016. Upon winning he changed the name to P.E.I.D.A., a pro-lulz anarchist party bent on achieving the position of one of the top five parties in Portugal. No clear means of achieving this was ever declared but it currently enjoys a modicum of respect, if not success.

Country Period Party
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September 2014 - January 2015
Velhocracia
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15 February 2016 - Current
P.E.I.D.A.

Miscellaneous Quotes

 HERE COMES THE OPPOSITION PLAYING DIRTY AGAIN! 
(Day 3030, replying to an innocent inquiry about his party)
 We must handle politics like we handle our lives: Be the first to come and the last to leave 
(Day 3062, complaining about his bad results on the Presidential Elections)
 Come back, you're forgiven! 

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Medals

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Freedom Fighter (x1)
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Hard Worker (x5)
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Super Soldier (x7)
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True Patriot (x4)
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Party President* (x1)
  1. Inquérito #1 – Jules deMalt - Terminado