The Book of Dio
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Dioism | |
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Dio Brando | |
/v/irgin Birth · Crucifixion · Immortality | |
The Three Books | |
The Book of Dio The Circles of Dio · The Trumpets of Dio | |
Philosophy | |
Pride · Power · Peace | |
Denominations | |
Dioism Yusuphist Dioism · Lidoxan Dioism Non-Dioists · Anti-Dioists | |
Prominent Figures | |
Dio Brando Altnabla · William Walker Abdul Yusuf · Phaedrus Lidox Falcon · AgentChieftain · Senor Schlong | |
Topics in Dioism | |
Art · Censorship · Criticism · Marriage Other Religions · Pakistan · Virginization |
The Book of Dio is the holy text of the religion of Dioism, the state religion of the Holy Empire of Pakistan. It is the official chronicle of the adventures of Dio Brando. The compilation of stories and wisdom was written over the period of a month by Pakistani monks Altnabla and William Walker, with contributions from many other Pakistani. The Book covers various topics, from great wars to formed alliances to Falcon's enlightenment.
The Book is the basis for all learning in Pakistan and is studied by schoolchildren and Literature majors alike at the Falcon University of Creative Knowledge. It's believed that behind the passages in this book, there is an even deeper truth, one which would require a mind of the greatest caliber to discover and comprehend. All Pakistani are expected to be able to recite the book by verbatim upon completion of secondary school.
Reading The Book of Dio
- Instructions for reading The Book
- Chapter One - The Genesis
- Chapter Two - Iran, Indonesia, and Spain
- Chapter Three - The Swedes
- Chapter Four - The Exodus
- Chapter Five - The Promised Land
- Chapter Six - The Metaphoric Chronicles
- Chapter Seven - Words of Wisdom
- Chapter Eight - A Tale of Treason
- Chapter Nine - The Pakistani Soldier
- Chapter Ten - The Path to Peace
- Chapter Eleven - The Concept of Dio's Love
Selected Quotes
“ In the ancient times, there was nothing but sand. Sand randomly evolving without time or space. ” | |
“ ...There was no more pure golden sand and Dio used some bad sand to create the last of the Pakistani... ” | |
“ Dio had to protect the whole galaxy and universe and retrieve the precious golden sand. ” | |
“ And Dio smiled, raised his hands and said "PRIDE, POWER, PAKISTAN!" ” | |
“ As the Spaniards were ancient Pakistani, Dio decided that he would not exterminate them and hoped that one day they would recover reason. ” | |
Related links
- Dioism, the religion based on The Book of Dio
- The Circles of Dio, the sequel to The Book
- Criticism of The Book of Dio
- William Walker's newspaper, where he currently writes chapters of The Book
- A list of people on the Wiki who adhere to The Book's teachings.