User:Alexander Janai/8 Commandments of Kiwism

Kiwism holds the secrets of the eUniverse, and the good and bad manners of human kind. In these category, the 8 Commandments of Kiwism comes to place.

Commandments

Original*

• "You shalt not cheat, and take goods for free"
• "Thou shall not manage multiple accounts"
• "You shalt not external advertise, insult, nor be vulgar"
• "Thou shall not spam, display pornography, nor be racist"
• "Thou shall not say to the Golden Kiwi wrong"
• "Thou shall respect your country and your president"
• "You shall remember Friday, for it is holy"
• "You shalt never see another god except the Golden Kiwi"

* Original - Written first hand by Alexander Janai, guided by the Golden Kiwi

Explanations

• You will never cheat and never gain things in a wrong way
• You will never have multiple accounts
• You must not external advertise, insult and you must not be vulgar
• You must not span, and not show pornography, and you must not be racist
• You will never course the Golden Kiwi, and never say anything wrong about him
• You must respect your country and the elected president
• You must remember Friday, because it is the most holy day of the week
• You must always believe in the Golden Kiwi, and nothing but him

Philosophy of the Commandments

Sinse the beginning of time, philosophers and people of faith tried to set laws to the human behaviour. Some could, some couldn't.

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Alexander Janai explainning the Kiwism to the mass, near the Temple of Kiwism.

Alexander Janai is one of the few that, with the help of their God, set laws and rules to define the human behaviour and interaction.
With the guiding help of the Golden Kiwi, Alexander Janai was able to complete the 8 Holy Commandments, and publish it on The Golden Kiwi newspaper.