Chris Kettle
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Chris Kettle was a citizen of UK. He was born on day 646 of the New World and became active on the UK forums on the 1st October 2009.
Chris has lived in London all of his life only travelling abroad on Military operations. Chris has used The Master Chief from the Halo series, Albert Einstein, Ben Miller and currently and most notably Clint Eastwood as his avatar.
Military
2009-2011
In the early days of Chris Kettle's life, he started his military career as an Able Rate in the Royal Navy aboard HMS Cutlass along with many prominent figures such as Tom Morgan. After serving in the Royal Navy with distinction Chris joined the Royal Marines in January 2010 and served in the Royal Marines until it's merging with the Royal Parachute Regiment into the Special Forces Support Group.
Chris also had a brief spell in the old Special Air Service before it was disbanded when he then joined the British Army and served until his near death in late September 2010. After his revival in March 2011, Chris rejoined the British Army and is served in the Kings Regiment until mid 2011 when he went inactive.
On 2nd September 2011 Chris returned to the branch he started his military career in and served on the Queen Anne's Revenge of The Royal Navy until the Royal Navy was again disbanded. Chris then rejoined the British Army.
Chris served in the British Army which by late 2011 had become highly inactive forcing the UK command to take the decision to dissolve the UKAF in favor of private Military Units.
Crazy Christmas 2011
On the 25th December 2011 Chris Kettle, intoxicated with a variety of alcoholic beverages including beer, wine and sherry self funded his tanking effort and achieved over 6 million damage in the British campaign to retake North East of England. He is reported to have later said; "It was all good until the morning after when I checked my bank balance..." This moment of madness, however, did earn Chris his first Battle and Campaign medal of his life
Over his Military Career, Chris has served his Country and has picked up many Military Decorations.
2012
On January 2nd 2012 Chris Kettle decided to join the UKRP Hydra, The Military Unit of his political party United Kingdom Reform Party. Chris was active in the Military Unit and helps supply weapons via his weapon and WRM companies.
2015
He joins R.O.A.R. military unit.
Politics
Chris Kettle was originally a BEP member but when it mysteriously got deleted on the 26th January 2010 Chris became a supporter of the United Kingdom Reform Party and has been a UKRP member ever since. In August 2012 Chris was a Recruitment Officer for the party.
- On Day 1216 Chris formed his Newspaper Fractal Times Later renamed The Eastwood Times to fit his new persona. It had 34 subscribers as of August 2012
Business
Chris Kettle was the owner of Eastwood Industries, originally Fractal Corporation. Last known real estate of Eastwood Industries was:
| Company Name | Type | Quality |
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| Eastwood Grain | Raw materials | 
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| Eastwood Grain II | Raw materials |
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| Eastwood Grain III | Raw materials |
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| Eastwood Iron | Raw materials |
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| Eastwood Iron II | Raw materials |
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| Eastwood Iron III | Raw materials |
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| Eastwood Iron IV | Raw materials |
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| Eastwood Food | Food |
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| Eastwood Fruit | Raw materials | 
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| Eastwood Food II | Food |
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| Eastwood Fish | Raw materials | 
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| Eastwood Aluminium | Raw materials |
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| Eastwood Saltpeter | Raw materials | 
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| Eastwood Saltpeter II | Raw materials |
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| Eastwood Deer | Raw materials | 
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| Eastwood Rubber | Raw materials |
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| Eastwood Rubber II | Raw materials |
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| Eastwood Rubber III | Raw materials |
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| Eastwood Armouries | Weapon |
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| Eastwood Armouries II | Weapon |
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| Eastwood Armouries III | Weapon |
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