Danishism

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Danishism was a cult created by A. Holst from Denmark. He created it on day 440. The whole religion evolves around making fun of Swedes, so the majority of members are of course in the bordering nations of Sweden.

The Book

The Book contains 6 chapters, all written by A. Holst.

Chapter One

The Beginning:

At first there was only a white page, then a selected group of people called "Administrators" created the world, but when the world had been created, there was no one to inhabit the lands, and they agreed to make many kinds of humans, from the sharing "Homo Russinia Comunistiumsapiens" (Russians) over the passive "Homo Irishia homelandiasapiens" (Irish) to the stupid "Homo Svezia Nonsapiens" (Swedes).

The Admins said: Let us rest and let the mortals have some fun before we do more acts.

Chapter Two

The God:

And time passed, and the glorious president Grev Per was elected president over all Danes. He Ruled with glory and wisdom, his subjects were happy and the nation flourished, the mortals, even Grev Per did not know, but Grev Per was, in fact, a God-President and master of the "Homo Dania Handsomeia, Funnysium Supersapiens" (Danes) race, destined to rule over the lands of Denmark, yet they had to wait for much time before they would know.

Chapter Three

The War:

But just days before the god-president became president had the Administrators said: The world goes too well, it's becoming boring to us, let us make it possible for the mortals to make wars! And it came true, the Swedes were quick to adapt to this, it is in their nature to be horrible and violent, and their massive amounts made it easy for them to overrun the Danish master race.

Chapter Four

The Rules of the Stupid:

For what seemed like an eternity, the Swedes ruled over the Danes, the Danes struggled gloriously, killing the Swedes with second-hand smoking and hit and run accidents, but little did it help, the Swedes were too strong, and the Administrators did not want the master race to be free yet...

Chapter Five

The Liberation:

Then when everything seemed lost, the Administrators said: You have suffered for long enough, you may now free your country! But the Danes said: Not yet, we have to make the Swedes want to let us go free, we might be smarter, funnier and more handsome, but the Swedes are too many for us to battle, the Administrators accepted that, but it did not take long before the God-President Grev Per said: My fellow Danes, today our master race will prevail! For today is the day we take back our holy lands!!! And as Grev Per had said, the Danes took back the holy lands of Hovedstaden and the relatively holy lands of Sjælland, and the Danes were happy once more!

Chapter Six

The Prophet:

After the liberation, the prophet of the gods A. Holst showed himself, he said: Brothers, Grev Per is no President! The crowd gasped, they could not believe what they heard, the person called himself a prophet and said that their president wasn't a president! A. Holst said: I have great wisdom, Grev Per is not a President, but a God-President!

Important notes

Grammar in Chapter is corrected. For actual article see source below.

This religion was not an official eRepublik religion.

Source