Funky Militia

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Funky Militia

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General Information
Country Flag-United Kingdom.jpg United Kingdom
Total Soldiers 17
Commanded by Caesar Salad

Funky Militia is a military units in United Kingdom.


A blank copy of the Funky Militia avatar

Funky Militia was established in October 2012 as a military unit after changing its name from HMS Funky. It was founded by Rory Winterbourne who lead the unit for several years.

Funky Militia follows the orders of the UK government and followed those of the Sirius Alliance, originally followed orders of TWO.

Story of the Funk

You see, the Funk is a living creature. It's 'bout the size of a medicine ball, but covered in teats. It came from another planet and landed on Bootsy Collins's house.

Back then Bootsy was just a simple farmer. But he took one look at all of those mauve titties and he lost his mind. He began to milk the Funk. Made himself a Funk shake. Began to feel fizzy inside. He found he could see 'round corners. Suddenly, he passed out. But when he came to, baby, he was slapping a bass guitar fast and loose like some kind of delirious, funky priest.

Two months later, he was world-famous with his band, Parliament, and everybody wanted a piece of the Funk: Rick Wakeman, even the Bee Gees. One day, Parliament was travelling on the mothership, fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard.

That was July the Second, 1979, the Day the Funk died.

Two weeks later, I found the Funk, in bed with a conger eel. At first, I thought it was a sea anenome, but under closer inspection, I realized it was a funky ball of tits from outer space. I offered to take him back to Parliament, but he said he was done with all that, and that they never listened to him anyway, and were only interested in his funky produce. So I let him live here, with me, in Funky Militia.


  • Fighting in the best interest of the UK and their allies, with most (if not all) daily orders being the same as those set by the Ministry of Defence
  • Funky Militia is apolitical and encourage members to join whatever party they wish
  • To help out fellow members in any way possible


  • Most communiqué is done through the in-game chat feed with an IRC channel #Funky for strikes and general frivolity.

Notable members