How To: Fun
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Ladies and gentlemen, you have just entered a crash course for funning. This how-to article goes hand in hand with the USA's Department of Fun (DoF).
10 Commandments of Fun
- Thou shall fun all articles: spam and propaganda alike.
- Thou shall not leave an article unfunned.
- Thou shall create a newspaper full of fun when thou is capable of doing so.
- Thou shall post fun, total fun, and nothing but fun.
- Thou shall never use facts.
- Thou shall never type with 1337, unless thou finds it the only effective way to communicate.
- Thou shall have a wiki account, to fun through the fourth wall.
- Thou shall flame those whom flame thou.
- Thou shall treat fellow funners as comrades.
- Thou shall leave nothing sacred.
Gramah and Spelin
- "ER" always changes to "AH"
- "TH" changes to "D" in words like "the" and "that"
- Plural "S" always changes to "Z"
- "Mr.", "Ms.", or the citizen's title is alway put in front of a citizens name
- "ING" always drops the "G" so that it makes "IN"
- "Are" changes to "is"
- "Of" changes to "o"
- "X" always changes to "CKS"
- Exclamation points always come in threes: "!!!"
Style (optional)
- Only proper past tense is used (see example)
- Don't repeat letters
- All proper nouns that aren't names of people have a lower case "i" before the word
- "CK" or "C" sounding like "K" changes to "K"
- If it can be plural, it is plural
Examples
1) The French are getting hell kicked out of them.
- De French is gettin hell kicked out o dem.
2) I own the economical trivia!
- I own de economical trivia!!!