Joey Jackson

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Dead citizen

Nationality Flag-USA.png American
Date of birth March 31st, 2009
Day 497
Date of death End of 2017 (est)
Residence Lansing, Michigan
Sex dude
Faith Dioism
Congressman of Jerusalem district
August 25th, 2009 – September 20th, 2009
Military rank Icon rank Legendary Force**.png Legendary Force**
Aircraft rank Airman 0.png Airman

Joey Jackson was a citizen of USA. He is known for having a large bikini-clad entourage around him at all times.

Life Early On

Vlad, almost done with puberty

As a young lad, Joey enjoyed learning about the political atmosphere of the United State as well as spending time with his dear friend Vladimir Musillini. Vlady, as Joey called him, was instrumental in Joey's formation to becoming a productive citizen. Vlad helped Joey by teaching him the mechanics of eRepublik and how to carry himself if he chose to enter the world of politics. Vlad once told Joey, "this [world] is full of egos and doesn't need another one; be yourself and keep the people happy. Also, statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital."

In late June, without warning, Vladimir went missing without a trace. Joey searched far and wide for his friend, across the country and even across the ocean, but to no avail. Vlad was declared legally dead a month later. The untimely disappearance of Vlad left Joey questioning what his purpose was in life now that his confidant and mentor was gone. However, like any protégé, the time comes to begin their own legacy. And Joey set out to do just that. He was not going to let the memory of Vlad fade, he was going to carry it on with honor and sexy women in bikinis.


Rhode Island Bikini Watch models and Joey's entourage

In the ensuing weeks, Joey pondered ways he could acquaint himself to his fellow citizens and at the same time contribute to society. After much deliberation, Joey decided to create a satirical newspaper that would bring smiles to the faces of whose eyes graced its pages. Thus, Rhode Island Bikini Watch was conceived. Joey, wishing nothing more but to leave a mark on the new world (with scantily-clad babes) and give honor to his late teacher and friend, he simultaneously began campaigning for congress in the great state of Rhode Island.

The first edition of Rhode Island Bikini Watch consisted of a Top 10 list, which has become a hallmark of the paper, consisting of the top reasons Rhode Island is the greatest state in the union, a shot of girls in bikinis, and his congressional campaign message. Joey coined a special phrase in that campaign, "the future indomitable voice." He wanted to let it be known, the key precedence is the people, and he would be their "indomitable voice."

Later, the newspaper was renamed into Odyssey.

Congressional Campaign

Joey was selected to represent the Libertarian Party in the July elections. However, he faced an admirable opponent in Alexander Hamilton. He knew his chances of winning were slim to none, but he also knew he must go on for his old friend Vlad. Unfortunately, Alexander Hamilton pulled out the victory. This loss, although it was bitter, inspired Joey even more to find his personal legacy.

A New Home

Day 616. Joey packs his bags and bikinis and heads to the cradle of mother f*cking civilization, Israel. He wasted no time immersing himself in the culture and analyzing the political climate and quicky began his campaign with the main promise of "bringing an abundance of bikinis to Israel." Joey received the 3rd most votes in the August 2009 congressional elections as a member of United Israeli Independents, which gave him much encouragement. However, he soon found out Israel congress was more like a rest home and was run by "good 'ol boys" who were just satisfied with congressional medals and the exp that came from it and not progressing Israel. There was no room for change in the stale state of Israel and once again Joey was left questioning what his purpose in eLife was.

Back to the USA & WWIII

Joey resigned from congress 4 days short of his congressional term's expiration and moved his ass back to the USA, where the real action was. He joined the US Army Rangers.



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