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Melkion was born on the 65th day of the New World in a place called Paris Isle of France, the greatest region of ZA WARUDO after all Pakistani's regions.
He originally took part in French political mortal fights but failed to be elected as president and resigned in favor of Guibrit, his right hand. Though Meza, his best enemy, clearly cheated by having a longer beard than Melkion, which proved how inhuman Meza is, the admins didn't want to see Melkion president (They fear him).
Melkion fought on French side during the "Swiss chocolate" operation and leaved some Swedes and Norwegians very wounded. At this time, Melkion was happy, but lost all of his golds and wellness as Paris only had a Q1 hospital.
He heard a voice in his head "Blessed are those, that suffer; for they shall be comforted" and survived in spite of his injuries.
Right after his failures, Melkion got bored of being congressman, and enlisted in the French Foreign Legion, created and lead by Enze. Melkion became a globe-trotter and fought all around the world against the pig disgusting Swedes and their allies, especially Romania on Hungarian side during the so-called "World War I".
Melkion returned to France in September 2008, and lost another presidential election in October but his RL friend (yes, he has few ones) Ph03n1x got elected.
He became MoD and lead the French Legion after Enze resigned. Unfortunately the war module stopped, but Melkion took advantage of this situation to reform the French army and re-organized it, creating new regiments.
V1 early times
As V1 arrived and Matthieu Bonne was elected as French president, Melkion left his position and fought on the side of freedom in the Finnish independence war. Melkion dislikes Norwegians oppressors. Well in fact, he dislikes Norwegians. He became a Battle Hero for the first time during this war, and "stole" it from Forconin, which is probably one of the greatest prides of Melkion. He was also the first person in France, to reach military rank - General, which happened on the same day.
Finally Melkion got elected as Country President in... South Korea, and became the first President of this small country. He never knew why Koreans voted for him as his program was written on a sheet of toilet roll. Maybe his legendary charisma helped him. Trapped in South Korea and fighting against the evil Parrot for South Korea's domination, he didn't fight while French Toast devastated France. Surely Melkion frightened the Double-Spaniards as they attacked while he was blocked in another country.
In February 2009, he became the first French Field Marshal and the 5th of the New World, fighting around ZA WARUDO with his powerful sand guns. He married Mavie75 because he is the only provider of the nuts she loved to dip in her chocolate. Mavie75 and Melkion had several children as a result from their passionate nights of love and "Cali'nutt". Adluso, Incongru, and Ginman are the only ones who survived to the intensive training that Melkion laid down to them. At this time, Kirill Nowakovski died because he bet he could survive an entire aperitif with Melkion. Foolish he was!
V1 later times
Melkion became Minister of Economy in August 2009 in Meza's government. He had to deal with a huge baby boom, and the conquest of Spain and Canada, specially Asturias and Québec. When he took some holidays, French treasury was about 8000 Gold, and Spain and Canada were on the edge of the abyss. When he came back 15 days later, France got 600 Gold, Spain and Canada were almost free and his wellness was low.
|“ OMGWTFBBQ ”|
(Melkion about what happened in August 2009)
Melkion also lost a presidential election against Lyne Faynel (aka Lyne Fail) in October 2009, just before she steal all the French treasury. But he finally got elected as president in January 2010. France had only 2 regions when he began to administrate the country. During his term, Melkion liberated Aquitaine with the help of Donnie Bronco and planned to fight against Poland and Spain with his British counterpart Dishmcds.
/v/irginization of France
Melkion answered Dioism's call in April,2010 and wrote several articles about his faith in France, to /v/irginize it as soon as possible. Though he considered his mission as accomplished, he continued to spread Dio's word in his country by translating The Book of Dio into French. Diosm is currently the official religion of France.
"The merciful" is one of his 77 nicknames in Sweden.
|“ It was a sunny day, and Melkion wandered in the green fields of France when he bumped into a young boy. |
The boy's hand been cut down by a bunch of pagans. In his leniency, he healed the hand of the boy. Blessed by the faith of Melkion, he became tall and strong, and now vote for Melkion. Amen and WRYYYYY. ”
(Raska52 about Melkion's facts)
|“ Melkion is my sand-baguette. NOM NOM ಠ_ಠ ”|
(Source: Unknown /Author: Daniel Dimow)