Pre-death: the eUnited States
Mink Deadly was born on 16 June 2009 in New Hampshire, United States, on a day when he was bored from grading final exams. He proceeded to land jobs in manufacturing, joining the United Independents Party. Mink ran twice for the United States Congress in the states of Connecticut and Florida, losing both races. After serving briefly in the Training Divison of the United States Army during World War III, Mink died in August.