Dio Brando (1867 – N/A) was the God Emperor of the Holy Empire of Pakistan, the first President of the Stardust Crusaders, deity of the Dioist religion, Nobel Peace Prize recipient, philosopher, and the soon-to-be God Emperor of the New World.
He was well known for creating the Empire of Pakistan, the first and only theocracy in Erepublik. He was a well-known advocate of Socialism, as well as a famed philanthropist and lover of all great men. ☪
Falcon is the Great Vizier of the Holy Empire of Pakistan, the second President of the Stardust Crusaders, Holy Prophet of the Dioist religion, former head economist of Pakistan, Captain of the Pakistani Peace Corps, an accomplished F-Zero pilot, and a renowned bounty hunter.
He is known for heading Pakistan's Socialist economic system with the aid of government-funded monopolies. He is also known as the second-in-command of Pakistan's hierarchy. ☪
Doctor AgentChieftain (Also known as 'Agent', 'Chieftain', or 'A.C.') was the Commander-Chieftain of the Pakistani Special Forces, former President of Pakistan and the current president of the Stardust Crusaders, author of The Trumpets of Dio, Mayor of Taiyuan, Pakistani Ambassador to Sweden, Spain, France, Thailand, and the United States; Pastor of The Church of Dio, Manager of PIG DISGUSTING™ CORPORATION, eternal servant to God Emperor Dio Brando, veteran citizen of Pakistan, and Agent BA-1 of the Elite Beat Agents.
He was known for being one of the most merciless debaters of Socialism in Pakistan.☪
"The past is a gaping hole." He says, "You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper, more terrible it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it. But it's like looking down into the grave of your love, or kissing the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in its dark nest, ready to blow your head off. I had a dream of my wife. She was dead. But it was all right." ☪
JKD was born in the United States, Los Angeles sometime in the 1970’s into a commune of cats living in the back ally dumpster behind an Arby's. His mother gave birth to an astounding 32 kittens before dying of exhaustion. Of all the kittens JKD was the only one not stillborn and horribly deformed. According to the other cats who witnessed the birthing, JKD’s brothers and sisters were born with human lips, teeth, eyes, ears and nails, according to one cat’s account there was even a kitten born with the body of a baby human and the head of a kitten (citation needed). The kittens' deformities were reported to taste not of human flesh, but this may have little ground considering the commune only tasted the flesh of the homeless. ☪