User:Alexander Janai/Book of Kiwi Instruct

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The Book of Kiwi
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
 Thus is the word of the Holy Golden Kiwi, for you shall follow these rules to read this holy scripture:
  1. Breath
  2. Eat
  3. Nap
  4. Nap again
  5. Open the holy book
  6. Eat
  7. Sleep
  8. BREATH!!
  9. Open the book
  10. Read until you'll finish reading

Thus are the rules 

(The scripture was written by Alexander Janai)