Yossarian Afudyakno
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Yossarian Afudyakno, also known as Yossi or Yossie, was a citizen of the United Kingdom, a member of the People's Communist Party (PCP) and a soldier in The People's Army.
Former Life
Yossarian is the second account of 1903157.
Sfeir (b. 13 Sep 2009/ Day 663) served three consecutive terms as MP for Wales (May-August 2010).
Served as Congressional Legislative Officer and under-Minister of Legislative Affairs under bowen199 in July 2010. He was also one half of the Legislative Support Committee (along with sonicslice') set up by PCP PP bowen199 to monitor legislative affairs.
In June 2010 he was recognised on country Forum by Joachim von Bremen as one of the most active and productive Congress members in the UK. By late 2011, however, Sfeir had lost interest in the New World and was banned following allegations of administering multiple accounts.
After a hiatus, he returned in July 2012 as Yossarian Afudyakno.
Political Career
Yossarian has so far served seven terms in the UK Parliament. The first three seats he held were under the People's Communist Party-New Era Electoral arrangement that saw non-Top 5 PCP voters support New Era in exchange for party members getting seats on the NE ticket.
Military Achievements
Yossarian is consistently one of the hardest hitting soldiers of the PA and indeed his entire Division (2-3 before reform, 2 after), as evidenced by his number of Battle Hero medals and UK- and MU-wide Damage Dealer and Slayer decorations. In March 2014, he achieved the rank God of War. In May 2014, he was appointed 2nd Commander of the People's Army.
Economic Life and Newspaper
As with Sfeir before him, Yossarian has spent virtually his entire Life in the employ of the PCP's The People's Commune, receiving food and weapons in exchange for labour with no profit for the managers.
In May 2014, he established Yossarian's Worker's Co-operative, in which workers from across the New World produce their own raw materials, give them to Yossarian and in exchange receive their full production of Q7 weapons for the day.
Yossarian's newspaper is called the Rude Pravo/1 |, named for the official newspaper of the Czech Communist Party (meaning 'the Red Law'). The newspaper publishes occasional congressional presentations, PCP news and ideas, and entertainment pieces.
On Day 2357, Yossarian published an article The Church of Plato & Cult of Credit: The Rings of the Universe. The Platonic Creditite was founded to gain a clearer understanding of the New World through the signs left by the Administrator.
Medals
Decorations
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Day 2281 - Cupid Killer - Completed the "Cupid's Revenge" missions. -
Liberation Committee of UK - One of the first 50 citizens from UK to win 10 Freedom Fighter medals.
