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| + | VoodooMike71 is a citizen of the [[UK]] who has done some stuff as CP, in government, in Congress, in the Royal Navy MU, in [[Every Single One|ESO]] and in [[The Unity Party|TUP]]. |
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| + | None of it has been much good though. |
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| − | |national rank=239
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| − | |birth=29 May 2014
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| − | |sex=male
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| − | |residence={{SmFlag|UK}} [[East of England]]
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| − | |newspaper=That Voodoo That You Do
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| + | He is currently the Governor-General of Jamaica (as appointed by [[Sir Humphrey Appleby]]), the sitting Minister of Stacking Badgers (appointed by [[Karacticus]] on behalf of [[Horice G Fossil]]), and Woldy's Royal Wench (appointed by ... er ... [[Mr Woldy]]) |
| − | |office1=President {{!}} 93rd President
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| − | |office_location1=United Kingdom {{!}} The United Kingdom
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| − | |term_begin1=6th June 2016
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| − | |term_end1=5th July 2016
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| − | |predecessor1= Aaron Mark Daniels
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| − | |successor1= Sir Humphrey Appleby
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| − | |army=[[Royal Navy]]
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| − | |squadron=Regiment 2
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| − | |position=Captain
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| − | |military rank=God of War*
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| − | ==Birth==
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| − | VoodooMike71 was born, kicking and screaming, into this eWorld on May 29th, 2014.
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| − | For the second time.
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| − | The first time was many moons ago (2009) when he joined eRep for the first time, played for a couple of weeks, decided it was crap and then left again. His profile number first time around was 2258688.
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| − | Nobody knows what made him change his mind and have another go six years later. And, frankly, nobody's glad that he did.
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| − | ==Infancy==
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| − | At an early age VoodooMike71 joined [[The Unity Party]] (TUP). The UK was in political turmoil at the time - but then it always is. On this occasion there was an ongoing power struggle between TUP and [[Vendetta]]. Shortly after VoodooMike71 joined TUP a successful PTO attempt placed renowned Vendetta scumbag [[BigAnt]] in charge. From his position as PP of the UK's biggest, but seemingly stupidest, party, BigAnt then launched a successful CP election campaign. Having won the position of CP, BigAnt then stole all the UK's money and did a runner. Apparently for the second time.
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| − | Throughout this period VoodooMike71 provided vociferous and often vulgar opposition to BigAnt and Vendetta. In particular, he ran a successful campaign to prevent BigAnt winning a second term as TUP PP. This annoyed BigAnt a great deal.
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| − | While very young, and on the advice of [[Madelina de Melrose]], VoodooMike71 joined the [[Royal Navy]] as his MU. It was an inspired choice, and he has remained there ever since.
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| − | ==Adolesence==
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| − | After all the excitement of his early political battles, VoodooMike71 settled down into stabilising TUP. This included several terms as TUP PP. However, he got bored of this and - in 2015 - decided to go on "walkabout" around the various UK political parties. Starting in tenth position, he travelled up the top ten political parties - spending anywhere between a couple of days to a month in each one - documenting his progress in a series of {{eLink|article|2480152|Party Animal}} articles in his in-game newspaper {{eLink|newspaper|302550|That Voodoo That You Do}}. Although he returned to [[The Unity Party]] at the end of his travels (some 8 months later), he only stayed long enough to bid his farewells.
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| − | Because, while travelling, VoodooMike71 became worryingly obsessed by [[Every Single One]] (ESO); so much so that he made it the winner of his distinctly unofficial Official Best Party In The UK competition. So he joined ESO and has remained there ever since.
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| − | ==Adulthood==
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| − | ...is so boring, don't you think? | + | |
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| − | Lots of stuff has happened, including (but not limited to)...
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| − | * legendary CP - once
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| − | * Government minister - several times
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| − | * PP of ESO - several times
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| − | * PP of TUP - several times
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| − | * Member of Congress - lots of times
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| − | * Captain of RN Regiment 2 - ongoing
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| − | * Graduate of the eBrit University
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| − | * General troublemaking and anti-establishment agitating - constant
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| − | * Proponent of the grand art of talking in the third person - current
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| − | * Getting bored of all that and sliding towards a life of two-clicking - current
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| − | ==Achievements==
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| − | |Hard Worker=21
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| − | |Congress Member=6
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| − | |Resistance Hero=3
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| − | == Official titles ==
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| − | '''Governor-General of Jamaica''' - bestowed upon him by [[Sir Humphrey Appleby]]
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| − | '''Royal Wench''' - bestowed upon him by the UK King [[Mr Woldy]]
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