Breton Boy
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Breton Boy was member of ethnic groups Goons
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Biography
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Breton Boy was born on December 1st, 2009. As a young man, he was scarred for life as he was forced to watch his father tortured and then murdered by Frenchmen for speaking out about the government. Since then he has worked tirelessly to free his people and create a Socialist Brittany with Nantes as its capital while remembering the sacrifices his father Breton Man, and Uncle Gorgo Primus made for freedom.
The fact that Breton Boy seems to mainly speak English has been the source of some controversy and is due to two things. Firstly he refuses to speak the language of the state that raped his culture/nation and of the man who killed his father. So he will never speak French. Secondly, he grew up in the eastern half of Brittany where the decade-long practice of the 'Breton Not' robbed him of an education in the Breton language. So he cannot speak very much of his own tongue. Thus he speaks English; the basic language of the universe.
France
Breton Boy resided in Brittany and with his political party Breton Nationalist Party, he and his Breton brothers fought for a free and socialist Brittany.
Breton Nationalist Party
In December of 2009, Breton Nationalist Party was formed by Goons that left West Korea. They left West Korea due to the debauchery of Snayke. His pandering to the racist Han majority had destroyed any goals of creating a true Socialist state. The goons that made it to Brittany had a purpose, to liberate the country and create the greatest socialist nation on Earth. These goons decided to defend the Brittany minority against the racist French majority. France had created multiple policies in the world of a cultural genocide on Brittany. Nevertheless, Breton Nationalist Party was the only bulwark against France and Capitalism.
Breton Revolutionary Army
Breton Revolutionary Army was a paramilitary unit which was an offshoot of Breton Nationalist Party. It was disbanded with an advent of 'Rising'.
It's mission was:
- To carry out terrorist attacks and sabotage French military assets. To strike fear into the hearts of the French, and ensure that those who vote for the Breton Nationalist Party are kept safe.
- To carry on the struggle should the party be banned.
- To bring international attention to the Breton Struggle for Independence.
- To ultimately liberate Brittany's two regions of Brittany and Pays de la Loire and forge a new nation-state free from French genocide and oppression.
South Korea
After not succeeding with BNP in France, Breton moved to South Korea to rebuild forces in a far-off land free from the French. After a time, the majority of the Koreans warmed up to them and Breton Boy was able to run for President of the PNK on the following platform:
PNK Party Platform
*The creation of 2 government-run subsidized companies for all basic goods.
*The creation of a Universal Food Care (UFC) program. (We will set up a system whereby all citizens will be given one bread every day.)
*Creation of a Ministry of Culture (In keeping with the Goon Motto of 'Integration not [forced] assimilation' we shall endeavour to share and support all minority cultures and religions both with legal protections and a new newspaper designed to showcase a new culture or religion in NK and SK every week or so.)
*We will have a department running 24/7 dedicated to "fan death" and "fan death" awareness and prevention!
*We recognize the Jeju Autonomous Special Self-governing Province as an integral part of South Korea and will negotiate its return.
*Our party will be committed to pro-immigration, whereby we will do away with our current immigration system of privileged lists and open our doors to anyone regardless of country of origin, religion, culture, friends or group (Unless we can prove, on a case by case basis, that said person is a PTO threat with clear evidence that proves so beyond a shadow of a doubt.)
*We will eliminate the social tension and break down the barrier between the Goons and the Facepunchers.
*We shall be committed to full Korean neutrality. (No Super Alliance is a good Alliance.)
*A happy and fun party for all ages and cultures!
A New Chapter in Goonish History
On April 4, 2010, Breton Boy won the party elections in PNK by 4 votes. There was much partying in the streets that morning, as the Goons knew that the days of anti-Goon pogroms in their South Korea were over.
