Gorgo Primus

Gorgo Primus

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Society Nationality  Chinese Date of birth April 21, 2009 Date of death July 15, 2009 level= 15

Politics Minister of Culture of South Korea July 13, 2009 – July 15, 2009 Minister of Health of China May 14, 2009 – July 15, 2009 Founder and Popeishness of Church of Gloriology May 14, 2009 – July 15, 2009

Military Military rank  Recruit Aircraft rank  Airman

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Biography

Gorgo Primus joined the South Korean communists very young and soon rose to high positions in the government^[?]. When the Chinese invaded he was amongst the first to fight in the trenches. When China had won the war he joined his goonish brethren in forming a resistance group and eventually helped form the JucheBox Party. There he served under Snayke until the Civil War. During this time he also founded a religious movement for Glorious Leader to compete against Dioism; Shortly after he was killed by Admins. Glorious Leader revived him ^[?] however and he served with his Church to strengthen the Party.

Civil war

When Snayke declared the start of a reformist program and refused to call the commissars to council, Gorgo Primus was amongst the first to declare Snayke a traitor^[?]. He, along with his comrades, was banished from Snayke's cabinet after he was declared as a member of a 'rebel group seeking to overthrow Snayke.'^[?] He fought in the civil war and continued to hold his post of Minister of Health, having declared that the new Snayke-loyal Minister invalid.^[?]

The End

After the civil war had begun to die down with the SSStars of Syanke merging with the pubbie^biasedChina Party^[?], Gorgo Primus began to focus once more on the fight against Chinese anti-goon racism and oppression. In one heated debate Gorgo Primus published the secret 'China Party - English Dictionary'^[?]. This magnum opus was soon deleted and Gorgo Primus himself was killed once and for all as a result of this, much whining, and trumped up charges of various sorts.^biased The Admins being what they were ^biased refused to revisit the case despite the complete lack of evidence that Gorgo was behind any illegal acts.

Remembrance

Gorgo Primus is a household name amongst the goons today for his brave acts^biased, and his nephew Breton Boy carries on his legacy of fighting for Truth, Justice, and the Glorious way.^biased A Shrine in Gorgo's honour can be found in the old Chinese occupied South Korea 'Zone 2', and a Korean Battleship was named after him; the G.L.S. Gorgo Primus. The ship was sunk on its maiden voyage by Japanese Pirates.

Gorgo Primus' Famed Dictionary; recovered at long last!

At least after all this time his last act can be seen by all. This is what Gorgo Primus died for.