Juche Box Party
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JUCHEBOX Party was a political party in China, which its members mainly referred to as West Korea. It had up to 500 members at one time. It succeeded the Korean Worker's Party and was later succeeded by the Church of Snayke. It had up to 22 members of Congress.
History
Formed by Korean nationalist expatriates. Their only goal was for the eventual reunification of the ancient Korean empire of Chosun. The members of the party played an integral part in the eventual liberation of West Korea or China. The party had a civil war in which the Capitalist elements of the party were purged and forced to exile.
Ideology
The party was a far-left totalitarian party that adopted the socialist ideals of Juche and Songun.
West Korea
The Juche Box Party believed in Pan Koreanism, an idea that supposed an ancient 'Greater Korean' Empire comprising the modern day nations of China, Japan, and North and South Korea. They insisted, then, that China was 'West Korea,' causing a major divide between themselves and the Chinese parties.
Splits
The party split over the concept of Greater Korea and whether or not it should be realized. The more radical elements of the party wished to see the principles of Greater Korea and Juche carried to their extreme, while the reformers wanted to make the party more like the other capitalist parties such as the China Party.
Platform
The eventual abolition of all private property in eRepublik. This is considered hard since the only private property people can own indefinitely is houses. However, once in power, the Juche Box Party will find a way to abolish it.
The recognition of Kosovo, Macedonia, and Armenia to be part of the eRepublik game.
To pressure Turkey to admit to the Armenian genocide.
Providing higher education by building taller schools.
Government ownership of the means of production.
Make all school textbooks on capitalist economics be replaced with joke books.
Repeal the law of gravity to make us more like the Glorious Moon.
Adopting the British system of driving on the left on all right sided roads; this is to be gradually phased in over five years with large trucks and tractors first, then buses, eventually including small cars and bicycles last.
Mandatory political rally and glorious bowling night attendance.
Mandatory abortions to keep up with state quota.
Enforcing strict safety standards for breadmines.
The continuous war against Japan.
People shall be coerced to have pictures of Glorious Leader where ever they go.
The eventual reunification of Greater Korea.
Adopting a calendar based on Juche.
To abolish the colonial Israeli apartheid state and establish a free socialist Palestine.
Instituting English, Tibetan, and illiteracy as West Korea's official languages.
Abolishing the environment because it's too hard to keep clean and it takes up so much space.
To have Joseph Stalin recognized as a war hero and victor of the socialist cause.
Willing to purge as much as 80% of the current population of West Korea to have these radical ideas advanced.
Collapse and Dissolution
During the July party elections, People's Republican Party member and Chinese nationalist pyroelectricity staged a coup and seized control of the party presidency. Almost immediately, he dissolved the Juche Box Party, radically changing the platform and reorganizing it into the modern Church of Snayke.
The Juche loyalists quickly abandoned the new party, moving to the SSStars of Snayke, a party formed by former Juche Box members disillusioned by the radical elements. They welcomed the chance to reconcile with their former allies and reorganized into the SSStars of Juche party.
Before the election of Sep 2009, the new Juchers changed their name to the "Falun Gong" party. They clashed with a large population of native Chinese players being born at the time. One month later the Goons fell silent and withdrew from the game completely, sagaWF, a moderate leader and non-goon, took over the party and changed its name to the China Lao-Wai Party. Many Goons are still members of the party but have stopped playing the game leaving them frozen in time.
