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Kammo22 was a citizen of 
Finland, who died by Permanent banning in November 2009.
Intro
Kammo22 was a Finnish politician, nobleman, soldier and media person. He was born on the 10th of January in 2009 in Western Finland. Kammo22 was known for his career in politics and publishing his own newspaper Kammopaperi. On the 29th of December in 2009, both Kammo22 and Engram died by Permanent banning in November 2009.
Kammo's heir, Kammo XXlII, has continued his predecessor's work in the domain of politics and culture.
Kammo22 got elected to Finland's congress eleven times in a row from February to December 2009. Moreover, he worked in many Finnish governments and also one term as party president of Finland's biggest party Liberaali Edistyspuolue. 11th of June was the day when Kammo was raised to the nobility and named as Governor-general of Zemgale. When Finland lost Zemgale for Latvia, Kammo lost his honorary title, but after that, he got a new title from Finland's president. Kammo became 2nd class E-cross knight of knighthood of Erius.
The Beginning
Kammo's tale began on the 10th of January 2009. On the first day, Kammo chose to build constructions for living and at the end of his life his skill in construction was over 10. When Kammo had enough experience, he started to publish his own magazine called Kammopaperi. The newspaper started as a little and quite clumsy. Later his newspaper grew to be one of the most subscribed magazines of Finland. At the beginning of his political career, Kammo joined Suomen Sosialistinen Puolue, but after a few days he shifted to Liberaali Edistyspuolue, where he spent most of his life. On the 5th of February, Kammo took part in an operation to try to save Norway from Political takeover. In the congress elections of February and March, Kammo got elected to congress of Finland with a notable amount of votes.
Kammo kept publishing new articles in Kammopaperi. The newspaper got positive feedback and Kammo started to write a serial story called "Who murdered Count Schauman?". Later Kammo published several stories which each had a different genre ranging from Western to horror.
Before the presidential elections of April one of the candidates, Simppa, asked Kammo if he would like to be Minister of Communication of his government. Kammo agreed, and surprisingly Simppa beat his challenger Gabriel Lavanche and Kammo became first of the government for the first time, only about eleven weeks after his birth.
What happened later?
Kammo got elected again into Congress. When Engram was elected as president in May, Kammo was chosen to be Minister of Culture and Sports (a.k.a. Minister of Lulz). Two days before the next presidential elections, Kammo lost his office to Vilhelmi Kanervikkola due to a lost bet. This way Vilhelmi Kanervikkola became the first minister to be a member of Suomen Sosialistinen Puolue. Finland's next president, Jorma Ollila, chose Kammo as his Representative of Ambassadors. In those times Kammo was also elected as the 7th party president of the biggest party in Finland, Liberaali Edistyspuolue. On the 11th of June, Finland conquered region Zemgale from Latvia. The government named Kammo as "Governor-general Of Zemgale" and so Kammo became Finland's first nobleman.
Later Kammo22 was elected to Congress several times, serving a total of eleven terms as a Congress member. He worked five times as a Representative of Ambassadors, three times as Minister of Lulz and once as Minister of Communication. In addition, Kammo also worked as ambassador to India and as group leader of the group Weasel in Hätäisen Toiminnan Joukot.
On the 29th of November, Kammo and Engram got banned because of breaking rule 5.1, "Creating or administrating multiple citizen accounts is prohibited and will result in a permanent ban.", however, they claimed they were babysitting each other accounts which the Finnish community had no reason to doubt. Nowadays citizen Kammo22 is dead, but he was reborn as Kammo XXIII.
Kammopaperi & culture work
Kammo22 was probably primarily known for his newspaper called Kammopaperi ("Kammopaper" in English). The magazine was the sixth Finnish newspaper to reach 100 subscribers and was one of the most well-known newspapers in Finland. It published 67. articles and the number of subscribers was at its highest, over 600.
Kammo took part in the Finnish football-league "eVeikkausliiga" first as a player and later also as chairman of the league cabinet. At first period Kammo got infamous prestige as the most worthy player in the whole league. The team where Kammo played was called Hupiveikot (English "clowns"). The team was so poor that it never scored even one goal and was last in the whole league.
Part of Viljami Koho's commentary (Punakone vs. Hupiveikot):
| “ KAMMO IS IN BREAKAWAY! BUT NO! He's an ineffectual loser. Three breakaways and not even one goal. Why he even is on the field? Probably just for amusing the commentator -- KAMMO IS IN BREAKAWAY! AND HE FAILS AGAIN! HAT MAN IS TOTAL FAILURE! 4 breakaways and always slacky kick just towards goalkeeper! ” |
When Kammo worked as Minister of Lulz in the government of Gabriel Lavanche, someone scandalously stole all the money from organization Ministry of Lulz FI and the whole organization as well. People thought Kammo was guilty, but Chancellor of Justice Sossu announced that Kammo was innocent due to the lack of proper evidence. That robbery remained long as the only unsolved case in the criminal history of Finland. Several months later congress got new evidence and judged JokkeT guilty.
Kammo also wrote songs about life in Finland. His band Kammo and the Leavings published several songs in Kammopaperi.
