Kirill Nowakovski
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| “ Kirill has brought about as much glory to eRepublik as Borat has to Uzbekistan. ” | |
Kirill comes from France and lived there for nearly a year before thinking of really moving... He now joined the Légion Étrangère and travels the world !
His History with a big H
Childhood
Like all greatest heroes in the eWorld, Kirill is amnesiac and barely "woke up" one year ago. He does not know anything about his past... When he woke up, he found himself in the street, having a bag filled with provisions, and ID card telling his name and age... But, he decided he would be 17. (It is sometimes told he sold this process as " Anti Aging Ultimate Solution ", but he never confirmed this.)
Early eLife
Work, Army
As soon as he woke up, Kirill start searching for a job... He quickly joined a compagny named Carrefour, for whom he worked for most part of his new eLife.
As he showed great determination and high intelligence, he had rapidly promotion, from simple packer, he became in charge of entire departement of the mall. After some weeks, he has again been promoted and was in charge of the entire food sector, nice, isn't it ?
Kirill also joined the army as a reservist, training a lot on week-ends, he has always been better at cowardly sniping heads than I running in straight line while shooting everyone. This got his direct superior, whose name is to remain unknow for his sanity, go insane and take hostages in Carrefour. Hopefully, Kirill was not working these day. The poor guy had been shot by cops, end of story.
Politics
By this time, Kirill did not care at all about politics and just joined the most famous party of this time, the LEDD lead by Cicero, barely hoping to be selected for congressman elections, or something of the kind.
The Accident
Official French Army Records : " While on maneouver training session, Private Kirill Nowakovski disappeared to be later found, stuck in the explosives reserve. While living, he accidentally walked on a land mine that was activated. He then do what he has been trained to do in those situations. He stopped, dropped, and rolled. Then, he rolled harder. Unfortunately, the land mine exploded. Leaving the Private badly hurt. He has been taken to the Paris-Isle-of-France Q2 Hospital. "
Paris-Isle-of-France's Q2 Hospital : Kirill's Medical File : " Badly injured by an explosion, burnt a lot a bit everywhere, bla bla bla, 2 months in coma, bla bla bla. No problems after those 2 months, bla bla bla. "
Just a bit later eLife
After sleeping for 2 months, Kirill felt well. In fact, so well he just take his old job back in Carrefour... And, despite his bad experience in the army, he rejoined it as a reservist. Yet, he did not had the same affectation and was supposed to not fight for a long time and just take care of cantinas, alcohol and "entertainement" on front.
Another little bit after
Soon, Cicero would start appearing less and less in the media, leaving Carrefour to other owners... And the LEDD was dying. Kirill then left both. He joined the Mouvement des Révolutionnaires and Organik. Even if his new salary was far from the former one, he stayed there and got friends. Although the MDR's ideas seemed cool, they were not that much active, and most of all, they were all younglings. (Subliminal message : Brogol is cool, vote for him. ) After spending some time there, Kirill joined the Bar des Pecheurs d'Ajaccio, a party mostly consisting old men who joined eFrance even before he woke up. As usual, he got friends there. Yet, unlike in MDR, he had to shout often because those damn old men already started to have ears problems.
Later eLife
With his training, Kirill did his best to defend Hungary in the Romanian-Hungary war that would be later known as World War I. At this time, he was not working anymore. In fact, he had so much money that he could just have stopped working entirely for at least a year, maybe one and an half.
Soon, new ressources were discovered in the eWorld. Every compagny in the world wanted to use them to improve quality of goods, and thus their benefits... Then, instead of living confortably for a year, Kirill decided to invest everything he had. He obtain the right to create an anonymous organization, and via it, launched an Iron company. Kirill manage the company anonimely with the organization, while working hard in his own company...
A bit later than the "Later eLife" chapter
Politics
The BPA had been renamed to " In Tartiflette We Trust " some time ago... Kirill asked to be presented by inzemix as a congressman, he was elected. Facing the fact that noone stand for party presidency election, he presented himself and was elected with 100% of the ITWT votes. As soon as possible, he rename the ITWT to BPA again and gave it back its old image of a peaceful party.
Kirill presentend himself and some BPA members to the next congress election. Saddly, his signup paper has been lost by French Administration and he had no chance to be presented. Already not thrusting that much in the system in place in France, he completely resign from the Party, thus giving back party presidency to Papa Frantz after half a month.
Work & War
After two months of hard work, Kirill had made a lot of money with his company. According to him, he won approximatively 4000 FRF ( 100 "old" golds, 40 "new" golds). Despite the fact it may not seem to be that much, it was enough for him...
Getting rich, he soon start looking for a new way of making profit. He then found other new-rich people who wanted to do the same... So, a contract was signed. They had a starting capital of 200 Golds. With the 60 golds he brought, Kirill owns 30% of the company, with others brining 60, 40 and 40 Golds. It was decided that the SO Assistance Vacances would be transformed in an organization and that they would start there. They then though about what they could do... Hopefully, someone wanted to sell a Q4 Weapons Compagny ! They had it for just 150 golds, and now C&C Systemes D'armes is theirs.
When the Spain / Portugal war broke out, Kirill then spend a lot of money to provide himself good equipement. Not being that much experienced, he had been hit while defending Campeche in the second attack. Since then, he has a hard time kicking Spaniards' asses as he need to get some rest before fighting, and some more after. Althought he was not on front line, he still managed get hurt in the stupidiest way ever. He in fact got shot on the training fields by a bullet which bounced on the helmet that served as a target. The bullet just passed between Kirill's legs. Even if it did not hit any important area, his thigh have been severly burnt. Don't ever mind reconsidering his masculinity, as he still have the most important things operational. (And he's still able to kick ya butt, yo !)
After all this action, he is now retired in Iran, in the Fars region. He there got a pretty decent salaray and lives happily with his 5 new wives in a large Q4 Flat in the middle of the town. ( Melkion is still sad after they broke because they both had to move, feel free to date him. Kirill wants Melkion to be happy. ) Recently, he joined the Légion Étrangère, as soon as his wounds will be totally healed, he'll help a lot, as he's now a Sergeant in the regular army.
Joining the Légion Étrangère also gave him some avantages, has he is now in charge of the 12e Régiment de Cuirassiers. His Régiment's devise being " Au danger mon plaisir. " . All he want is not getting his men killed or injuried too much. He does not really care about leading then, as he'd prefer watching all this on a satellite map, like all those <bleep!> presidents.
What is he doing now ?
For the moment, Kirill is kicking some spaniards' asses, back in France.
Facts and/or summary
Summary
Kirill is French Légionnaire currenly living in Iran. He owns an Iron compagny and has been there for nearly a year. He owns too 30% of the Assistance Vacances's shares. He has been congressman for one month and president of the BPA party for half a month.
Did you know that...
His avatar is a Furry wolf ? ( Don't ask where it comes from. That's really too risky for your mind. )
He has now -30 vacation mode days left ? ( Yup. )
He live in Iran because of the salary ? ( Shhh... Wrong. Iranian are just cool people, all that. )
He does not speak Iranian at all ? ( Shhh... I speak Iranian very well. That's erh my grand'ma's country ! (Maybe.)) )
He spik béter in anglich van in French ? ( Dat iz tru ! I iz béter atte inglish than in French ! )
He can kill you just by speaking ? ( Boredom kills. Sometimes. )
He survived an entire aperitif with Melkion ? ( This is not a lie, I did it ! )
Not fun facts
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Fun facts
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