Mustache Dictator
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Mustache Dictator was a citizen of Canada. He served two terms as mayor of Nunavut. He was elected in a Congress 4 times.
Short History
MD (as he's called by his friends) started out as a toy maker in Greece, part of the party "the family". He was also a supporter of Capelli King. During the Goon invasion of Greece, and the mass inflation of the Greek economy by Capelli King, Mustache (getting paid 
10 GRD a day) desperately tried to get out, but he couldn't afford food. Luckily for him, YellowKnife moving sold 2 moving tickets for only 40 GRD.
Canada
Because of a Canadian company saving his life, he decided to move to Canada. Nunavut seamed a nice Region, so there he went.. He was encouraged by Mr.Sutler to join the Norsefire party of Canada. Later, he became the mayor of Lqaluit, and one of the few people who could spell it.
| Term | Mayor | Party |
| 21 Aug 08 - 20 Sep 2008 | Mustache Dictator | Canadian Paradox Party |
| 21 Sep 08 - 20 Oct 2008 | Mustache Dictator | Canadian Paradox Party |
Military
He served in Mexico, France, Norway for a couple battles. He soon achieved the military rank of Sergeant under Platoon leader Phineas Gage. Unfortunately, he was disbanded for being a three time Nunavut congressman.
He is also the owner and writer of the Nunavut Free Press, later known as The Ontario Freep.
Reason for a strange picture of the globe
| “ Honestly, I'm definitely not an environmentalist. I have a smiling world, because I believe in world peace (no matter how much fun war is). I was going to change it, but that's how people know me now. ” | |
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Organizations
MD was the General manager of a wood company Chop, Chop Second best in Canada at that time.
