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Senor Schlong

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Society Nationality  Pakistani National rank 8022 Date of birth 05/03/1971 Date of death Fall 2009 Residence North-West Frontier Province, Pakistan Faith Dioism

Politics Mayor of Peshawar April 21st, 2008 – July 21st Preceded by GnolTac Succeeded by Wesker Party president of Stardust Crusaders June 10th, 2008 – July 10th, 2008 Preceded by Dio Brando Succeeded by AgentChieftain President of Pakistan July 1st, 2008 – August 1st, 2008 Preceded by Dio Brando Succeeded by AgentChieftain

Military Military rank  Recruit Aircraft rank  Airman

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Senor Schlong is a former President, a medical genius^[?], a hero^biased, and a chef^[?]. Everything he does he does it for his dear friend Dio Brando.

"The past is a gaping hole." He says, "You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper, more terrible it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it. But it's like looking down into the grave of your love, or kissing the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in its dark nest, ready to blow your head off. I had a dream of my wife. She was dead. But it was all right.""