Senor Schlong

Senor Schlong

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Society Nationality  Iranian Date of birth 05/03/1971 Date of death Fall 2009 Faith Dioism

Politics Mayor of Peshawar April 21st, 2008 – July 21st, 2008 Preceded by GnolTac Party president of Stardust Crusaders June 10th, 2008 – July 10th, 2008 Preceded by Dio Brando Succeeded by AgentChieftain President of Pakistan July 1st, 2008 – August 1st, 2008 Preceded by Dio Brando Succeeded by AgentChieftain

Military Military rank  Lieutenant* Aircraft rank  Airman

Senor Schlong is a former President.

Everything he does he does it for his dear friend Dio Brando.

"The past is a gaping hole." He says, "You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper, more terrible it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it. But it's like looking down into the grave of your love or kissing the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in its dark nest, ready to blow your head off. I had a dream of my wife. She was dead. But it was all right."

Preceded by	President of Pakistan	Succeeded by
Dio Brando	Jul 2008 - Aug 2008	AgentChieftain