Toothpaste

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Toothpaste

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Society
Nationality Flag-Sweden.jpg Swedish
Date of birth SEP 15, 2008
Residence Svealand, Sweden
Sex Male
Politics
President of Sweden
15 January, 2009 – 15 March, 2009
Preceded by Danny
Succeeded by Algaroth
Swedish ambassador of Poland
November, 2008 – present
Congress member of Sweden
September 21st, 2008 – January 15th, 2009
Party president of Flashback Sweden
17 December 2008 – 15 March, 2009
Preceded by Danny
Succeeded by Algaroth
Military
Military rank Icon rank Supreme Marshal**.png Supreme Marshal**
Aircraft rank Airman 0.png Airman

Toothpaste was a citizen of Sweden. Elected 6th President of Sweden, appointed diplomat, congress member, businessman, hard worker, super soldier, newspaperman.


About

Toothpaste dressed as Santa Claus in 2008
Toothpaste as a child.

Toothpaste (Also known as 'Tandkräm', 'Tandpasta', 'Pan Tubka' and 'Pasta') is a former congress member in Sweden and the former Party Leader of at the time, biggest party in the country[1], Flashback Sweden and a former President of Sweden.

Toothpaste was working for the Swedish government as a Swedish ambassador in Poland as of November 2008 where he serve as the official representative of his country.

Birth

Rumors say he was born in a test tube, then squeezed into a fairly uncomfortable plastic/rubber tube thing. After existing within the tube for years he became a substance only known healthy to teeth. Some say he gained the ability to speak when he took over a persons body via entrance into the mouth.[2]

Life motto

 There is no hole the great Thoothpaste can't conquer[3] 

Toothpaste loves to polish the facts and to conquer all of the corruption and ignorance within politics of Sweden[4].

Political views

Toothpaste calls him self a social liberal, capitalist and an imperialist.

On the 7th of December 2008 Toothpaste announced through his newspaper "Toothbrush" that he is a true imperialist.[5] He is the first congressman from the FBS that made such announcement.

In his meaning being an imperialist isn't a bad thing since everybody "wants to own a slave, or a midget or two just for entertainment". Imperialism, in his political view, doesn't fully enslave natives in the old fashion way, on the contrary, it gives the natives a freedom of choice - to be ruled by a better government, Sweden, or the native one, but at the same time the natives can live in their homelands since he wants only conquer some parts of other states regions.

Political Career

Logo of Toothpaste's party, Flashback Sweden.
Right away Toothpaste did throw himself into a political career and after seven days he got voted into the Swedish congress as representative of Flashback Sweden (FBS).[6]

On the 92nd day after an even fight with his much more experienced and aged opponents Betamjau and Karl Holm, he won the party elections[7] and became the party president of Flashback Sweden, biggest party in Sweden and the third biggest in the world[8]. This also grants him the sit as the President of Sweden since the the majority of Swedish citizens belonged to FBS.[9]

It has been said that particular election changed the politics of both the party and Sweden; Toothpaste wasn't "given" the sit course it was his turn in line, instead he worked his way up and earned it. He showed members of the FBS and Sweden that people need to perform to become the leader of the flock.[10]

Toothpaste won his first presidential elections of Sweden in January 2009 where he was supported by a total of 4 Swedish parties - FRONT, Svenska Expansionspartiet, the Danish Party and his own party. He got 253 votes (52%) while his second opponent only received 125 votes.[11]

Toothpaste stayed as the president of Sweden for two terms. When he quit in March, he left being the party president as well so he could concentrate on getting his military skill up. In march, he fought his first military battle ever.[12]

Military Career

Toothpaste is taking off for a battle in Spain against France, March 2009

After his two term presidency in Sweden Toothpaste moved to Spain in early March 2009 where he for the first time fought in a war. His skill was at the time around 8.8 and this makes him probably the longest lasting non-fighting politician of that time.

Toothpaste has recently been decorated with the rank of Colonel for his achievements on the battlefield. He raised from the rank of Icon Private.jpg V1 Private to Icon Colonel.jpg V1 Colonel in 34 days and of a total cost of Icon - Gold.gif 26.86 GOLD.[13]

Personal life

In January 2009 when Toothpaste took office as the 6th president of Sweden he decided that he needs a first lady so he put a spell on Jbmalin, Swedens most charismatic female. Toothpaste and Jbamlin got married on 15th of January.


Toothpaste the gambler

Every Wednesday you can hear Toothpaste saying in the Polish IRC chat: "This time I'm going to win, Carbon promised me that I will win", (note: Carbon has nothing to do with the Polish lottery that happens every week). Right after the lottery takes place you can hear Toothpaste saying, "I lost, again". Even tho he is a true lotto gambler that seldom miss a week playing on both the Polish lottery, eLotek, and the global one, eRepublik International Lottery, he has never won a single golden penny.[14][15]

Famous Quotes by Toothpaste

Quotes below are from Toothpaste shouts and IRC chats unless reference is given.

 Swedish communists... they want to save the world but all they do is comb their fur caps and drink vodka! 
 Somebody sell me cheap Q3 weapons before i rip my balls of. 
 Every general has to count in those unforeseen obstacles in war. Ours are bugs, downtime and bad admins. 
 This layout of eRepublik is driving me crazy. How can I express my feelings about Germany when I cant find the button for the nukes? 
 The French and war, damn, those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. 
 Yey! Victory over France, I could smell that with one nostril tied behind my back. 
 Life is about owning stuff. 
 Well, I can only speak for my self but yes, I am an imperialist. But who isn't; who doesn't want to own a slave... or a midget or two just for entertainment? 

Icon achievement Battle Hero on.gifAchievements

Medals

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Hard Worker (x23)
Icon achievement Congress Member on.gif
Congress Member (x7)
Icon achievement Country President on.gif
Country President (x2)
Icon achievement Battle Hero on.gif
Battle Hero (x1)
Icon achievement Resistance Hero on.gif
Resistance Hero (x2)
Icon achievement Super Soldier on.gif
Super Soldier (x47)
Icon achievement True Patriot on.gif
True Patriot (x6)
Icon achievement Party President on.gif
Party President* (x1)


References

  1. Party Rankings for Sweden for December, FBS has around 660 members
  2. Discussion between two fins on the international IRC channel, March 2009
  3. Announcement made on the Swedish IRC channel, #erepublik.se
  4. Discussion about meaning of Toothpaste goal with his newspaper "Toothbrush", March 2009, Swedish IRC channel
  5. Yes, Congressman Toothpaste is an imperialist
  6. Congress elections, September 2008
  7. Party elections, Dec 2008
  8. Party Rankings for Sweden for December, FBS has around 660 members
  9. Presidents of Sweden - FBS hasn't lost a President election since Jan 2008
  10. Toothpaste's speech to his people after the election Jan, 2009
  11. Presidential elections, January 2009
  12. Battle Search - Toothpaste military history
  13. Shout from 11th of April 2009
  14. eRepublik International Lottery, see statistics
  15. eLotek, see statistics (need to be logged in)