User:TheSocialistChicken

TheSocialistChicken is a humble eCanadian, an aspiring politician and journalist, as well as a soldier for the Canadian Armed Forces.

Born on day 1790 on Vancouver Island in BC, Chicken's up bringing was normal, until the Canadian-Polish war broke out. The Poles quickly subdued and occupied most of eCanada. Chicken and the rest of his family attempted to flee to Edmonton, where a large plane of evacuees was waiting, But their minivan was attacked by a Polish patrol while the family where driving through Jasper National Park. The patrol arrested his family while Chicken was hiding in a nearby bush. the patrol promptly executed them. Chicken then sneaked out of the park, undetected by polish patrols. He make it to Hinton, where he managed to find a minibus taking on evacuees for Edmonton. after he flew east for New Brunswick, he promised himself he would free western Canada from polish hands. As Chicken grew up he trained as part of the Canadian resistance front. He also trained as a war reporter in Halifax. The day soon came when the CRF was activated and moved west, however Chicken stayed behind to continue his studies in journalism. However the CRF soon moved farther west and started operations against the poles in the Yukon. Chicken flew out to the Yukon, and founded a newspaper, The Canadian Inquirer, a paper for war reporting and politics. The Yukon soon fell to the CRF. Alberta was the next to fall. upon arriving at the Jasper tollbooths, Chicken spotted the commander who was in charge of the polish patrol that killed his family. without hesitating, Chicken pulled out his S&W model 28, and shot the officer dead in the chest. Chicken walked up to the crippled officer on the ground and shot him 3 more times, for good measure. British Colombia was soon liberated. Chicken visited the house where he had grown up. There was nothing there, save for a large pile of ash and some miscellaneous metal fittings. Chicken was soon discharged from the CRF, and he returned to his former home to collect anything of value. while he was poking around in the rubble, he found his mothers wedding & engagement rings. He knew that these where of great value to him because of they're sentimental value, but also they're monetary value. he was preparing to leave when he saw something come out of the ruined crawl space underneath the house. It was his childhood dog, Russell. Chicken and Russell got on the boat to Vancouver, to start their new lives. Chicken today is the main editor of the eCanadian Business Report, the successor to the Canadian Inquirer. Chicken is also planning an entry into Politics as a Congressman for British Colombia.