Von Stirlitz Files
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The von Stirlitz Files is the New World's funniest Urdu newspaper. According to Sir Angus McGoat, editor in chief of eVariety, one of the oldest and most well-respected weekly magazines of the eWorld, ‘the von Stirlitz Files is characterised by cheap vulgarity, Dan Quayle-like composition and a complete lack of sense of humour.’
History
655321 founded the von Stirlitz Files on the 515th day of the New World, in the ambition of very quickly becoming a Media Mogul. The Newspaper had been gathering subscribers at a very slow pace, and it eventually reached 1000 subscribers on Day 810. The number of subscribers went well beyond 2000 later on, but after Plato decided to screw all the e-journalists, and deleted the subscriptions of orgs and dead citizens, it has fallen to around 750.
