|“ A lover, not a fighter ”|
|“ Bored beyond belief ”|
|“ For crying out loud, who showed this idiot how to do quotes in the wiki? ”|
VoodooMike71 was born, kicking and screaming, into the New World on May 29th, 2014.
For the second time.
The first time was many moons ago (2009) when he first joined eRep, played for a couple of weeks, decided it was crap and then left again. His profile first time around was.
Nobody knows what made him change his mind and have another go six years later. And, frankly, nobody's glad that he did.
At an early age VoodooMike71 joined The Unity Party (TUP). The UK was in political turmoil at the time - but then it always is. On this occasion there was an ongoing power struggle between TUP and Vendetta. Shortly after VoodooMike71 joined TUP a successful PTO attempt placed renowned Vendetta scumbag BigAnt in charge. From his position as PP of the UK's biggest, but seemingly stupidest, party, BigAnt then launched a successful CP election campaign. Having won the position of CP, BigAnt then stole all the UK's money and did a runner. Apparently for the second time.
Throughout this period VoodooMike71 provided vociferous and often vulgar opposition to BigAnt and Vendetta. In particular, he ran a successful campaign to prevent BigAnt winning a second term as TUP PP. This annoyed BigAnt a great deal.
After all the excitement of his early political battles, VoodooMike71 settled down into stabilising TUP. This included several terms as TUP PP. However, he got bored of this and - in 2015 - decided to go on "walkabout" around the various UK political parties. Starting in tenth position, he travelled up the top ten political parties - spending anywhere between a couple of days to a month in each one - documenting his progress in a series of The Unity Party at the end of his travels (some 8 months later), he only stayed long enough to bid his farewells.articles in his in-game newspaper . Although he returned to
Because, while travelling, VoodooMike71 became worryingly obsessed by Every Single One (ESO); so much so that he made it the winner of his distinctly unofficial Official Best Party In The UK competition. So he joined ESO and has remained there ever since.
...is so boring, don't you think?
Lots of stuff has happened, including (but not limited to)...
- legendary CP - once
- VP who had to take over as acting CP for three weeks after Sir Humphrey Appleby disappeared - once
- Various government ministries (MoHA, MoENT, MoED, dMoFA etc - nobody has been stupid enough to put him in MoD yet) - several times
- Deputy Speaker of the House
- PP of ESO - many times
- PP of TUP - several times
- Member of Congress - lots of times
- Captain of the Royal Navy Regiment 2 - for ages
- 2nd Commander of the Royal Navy MU - last position
- Graduate of the eBrit University
- General troublemaking and anti-establishment agitating - constant
- Proponent of the grand art of talking in the third person - constant
Governor-General of Jamaica - bestowed upon him by Sir Humphrey Appleby
Royal Wench - bestowed upon him by the UK King Mr Woldy
Only eUK Minister of Education ever to be sacked while in office - bestowed upon him by Sir Humphrey Appleby