User:Mr Citizen Smith

Things are looking pretty bad for the eUK. Very bad. Bad, bad, bad...bleak, ah indeed. But it doesn't have to be this way. Even if we do have the lowest high levelled player of all our opponents. Even if we've been attacked by four different countries in the space of about a month. Even THEN I am confident that eUK can still console itself with that stiff upper lip that gets so stiff that it can open doors without the aid of a soft, weak and tender hand!! Do you know why I know that fortifying our stiff lips will do us any good fellow citizens? DO YOU?! DO YOU???.....

I'm afraid its due to a distinct lack of people who adhere to sinistomanuality; those who are not left-handed. Yes, left-handed people in the UK have suffered due to the rash or listless decisions of the right-handers, so much so that it can be said that it is hard for them to tell the difference between left and right. True some let-handers have subordinated themselves to those on the right, possibly without knowledge of their inherent suppression, perhaps even deluding themselves that the powers they serve are exploiting them. But fear not, for we are here to show them the true error of their ways. The interests that are currently in place are not pure enough, such as the centre-left. It's self-proclamation of being left-leaning is practically cancelled out, reducing it to a detached centre position, seemingly disengaged from radical action. It's leftist claim is mainly a superficial one, not one of true principle or purpose. Such claims of unity that centre "left" or right parties represent may as well be claims to indifference, claims to lethargy or claims to inaction. It is time for action, a time for a party that can make a difference, a time to upset the indifference of centre political positions and infuse the political atmosphere with enthusiasm. Vote The new left; The Left-handers.