User:SamWystan

Born in a little log cabin in the bustling metropolis of Providence, RI; SamWystan was always enchanted by the field of stars in the American flag.

This love eventually grew into a full-fledged obsession, forming the core of SamWystan's identity, and ultimately leading to his PhD paper entitled, "The American Field of Stars: A Study in Symbolic and National Hierarchy."

It all culminated in the [i]Fieldist[/i] News Magazine, which has broken open many stories that otherwise would have gone unnoticed and unidentified by the general American public.

Best known for lending the American Invasion of Mexico it's globally-recognized name, Operation Taco Bell, Wystan also predicted the invasion two days prior, seemingly without consultation of the US War Department.

Wystan is also running as AAP congressman of Rhode Island in the March Congressional Elections.