Danishism

Danishism is a a cult created by A. Holt from Denmark. He created it on day 441 in Germany. The whole religion evolves around making fun of Swedes, so the majoroty of members are of course in the bordering nations from Sweden.

The Book

The Book contains of 6 chapters, all written by A. Holt.

Chapter One

The Begining:

At first there was only a white page, then a selected group of people called "Administrators" created the world, but when the world had been created, there was noone to inhabit the lands, and they agreed to make many kinds of humans, from the sharing "Homo Russinia Comunistiumsapiens" (Russians) over the passive "Homo Irishia homelandiasapiens" (Irish) to the stupid "Homo Svezia Nonsapiens" (Swedes).

The Admins said: Let us rest, and let the mortals have some fun before we do more acts.

Chapter Two

The God:

And time passed, and the glorius president Grev Per was elected president over all Danes. He Ruled with glory and wisdom, his subjects was happy and the nation flurrished, the mortals, even Grev Per did not know, but Grev Per was in fact a God-President and marster of the "Homo Dania Handsomeia, Funnysium Supersapiens" (Danes) race, destined to rule over the lands of Denmark, yet they had to wait for much time before they woud know.

Chapter Three

The War:

But just days before the god-president became president had the Administrators said: The world goes too well, its becomming borring to us, let us make it possible for the mortals to make wars! And it came true, the Swedes was quick to adabt to this, it is in their nature to be horrible and violent, and their massive ammounts made it easy for them to overrun the Danish marster race.

Chapter Four

The Rules of the Stupid:

For what seemed like an enternity, the swedes ruled over the danes, the danes struggled gloriously, killing the swedes with second hand smoking and hit and run accidents, but little did it help, the swedes were too strong, and the Administrators did not want the marster race to be free yet...

Chapter Five

The Liberation:

Then wen everything seemed lost, the Administrators said: You have suffered for long enougth, you may now free your contry! But the danes said: Not yet, we have to make the swedes want to let us go free, we migth be smarter, funnier and more handsome, but the swedes are too many for us to battle, the Administrators accepted that, but it did not take long before the God-President Grev Per said: My fellow danes, today our marster race will prevail! For today is the day we take back our holy lands!!! And as Grev Per had said, the danes took back the holy lands of Hovedstaden and the relatively holy lands of Sjælland, and the danes was happy once more!

Chapter Six

The Prophet:

After the liberation, the profet of the gods A. Holst showed himeself, he said: Brothers, Grev Per is no President! The crowd gasped, they coud not belive what they heard, person called himself a profet and said that their president wasnt a president! A. Holst said: I have great wisdom, Grev Per is not a President, but a God-President!