ErnestHemingway
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ErnestHemingway (7 July 2013 - Present) is a Belgian great, white hunter, novelist, politician and outright personality. He currently lives in 
Wallonia, Belgium, where woodlands and hills are still everyday landscape and game such as boar and deer can still be hunted. When not in Belgium, he roams the world, collecting trophys, war stories and big game to pursue. He's a tough man with a fond weakness for beautiful women, a stiff drink and a tall tale.
He's a man of a different era, when women swooned and men groomed. With a whiskey for breakfast and a cigar for lunch, he has little time for shenanigans and cry-babies. He'll hold the door open for you, but only to get a better view at your behind. He's both a simple and a complicated man, who sports his beard and chest hair with pride.
He makes a point of good manners, although in a charmingly naughty way. Always ready with a wink, he can be quite sociable. At other times, he can be found brooding and full of gloom. At times like these, the only remedy is a fit of drinking that usually ends in a miserable hangover of epic proportions and the question how you managed to get into bed in the first place.
There is no one woman in his life, although many have passed already. The only 'woman' whom he seems to adore on an everyday basis is 'Genevieve', a longrifle he fondly nicknames after, perhaps, a long lost love. He's a master shot, but lacks the discpline for a real army career. Some days, he's all present and quite destructive in battke, other days, he simply can't be arsed.
He has an opinion on almost any matter and can strangely often be found in the role of mediator and voice of reason. With a rather dark sense of humour and quick wit, he can defuse almost any row or argument. Should words however not suffice, he also has a quick right that seems to speak quite clear at times.
ErnestHemingway is good fun and quite addictive to be around, although you shouldn't if you know what's best for you.
You really, really shouldn't!
Employment
ErnestHemingway has currently earnt no Hard Worker achievements.
Military
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Politics
ErnestHemingway is currently a member of Belgian Labour Party.
