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| − | '''Funky Militia''', is a military units in [[United Kingdom]]. It follows the orders of the [[UK]] government and those of the [[ | + | '''Funky Militia''', is a military units in [[United Kingdom]]. It follows the orders of the [[UK]] government and those of the [[Sirius]] Alliance. |
==History== | ==History== | ||
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'''Funky Militia''' was established in October 2012 as a military unit after changing it's name from [[HMS Funky]]. It was founded by [[Rory Winterbourne]]. | '''Funky Militia''' was established in October 2012 as a military unit after changing it's name from [[HMS Funky]]. It was founded by [[Rory Winterbourne]]. | ||
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* Commander - [[Rory Winterbourne]] | * Commander - [[Rory Winterbourne]] | ||
* High Commanders in charge of Funky times - [[John Rupert Miranda]], [[Fenyang]], [[countryair5]] | * High Commanders in charge of Funky times - [[John Rupert Miranda]], [[Fenyang]], [[countryair5]] | ||
| − | * 2nd Commanders - [[ | + | * 2nd Commanders - [[Lord Cronosyn]], [[Pingelhoek]] |
* Sub Commander of Funk - [[Jimbobfrey]] | * Sub Commander of Funk - [[Jimbobfrey]] | ||
'''Captains by regiment:''' | '''Captains by regiment:''' | ||
| − | * 1st | + | * 1st - [[ToniJR]] |
| − | * 2nd | + | * 2nd - [[countryair5]] |
| + | * 3rd - [[Katelynne]] | ||
| + | * 4th - [[miniman_7]] | ||
| + | * 5th - [[lolfaced]] | ||
| + | * 6th - [[NLSP]] | ||
| + | * 7th - [[Hose Alvaro Enrike Rodrigez]] | ||
| + | * 8th - [[rey282000]] | ||
==Supplies== | ==Supplies== | ||
| − | Current supplies are '''10 Q7 weapons''' per day, claimed by posting in the weapons request thread in the in-game chat feed. | + | Current supplies are '''10 Q7 weapons''' per day, claimed by posting in the weapons request thread in the in-game chat feed. (outdated) |
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Funky Militia, is a military units in United Kingdom. It follows the orders of the UK government and those of the Sirius Alliance.
History
Funky Militia was established in October 2012 as a military unit after changing it's name from HMS Funky. It was founded by Rory Winterbourne.
Story of the Funk
You see, the Funk is a living creature. It's 'bout the size of a medicine ball, but covered in teats. It came from another planet, and landed on Bootsy Collins's house.
Back then Bootsy was just a simple farmer. But he took one look at all of those mauve titties and he lost his mind. He began to milk the Funk. Made himself a Funk shake. Began to feel fizzy inside. He found he could see 'round corners. Suddenly, he passed out. But when he came to, baby, he was slapping a bass guitar fast and loose like some kind of delirious, funky priest.
Two months later, he was world-famous with his band, Parliament, and everybody wanted a piece of the Funk: Rick Wakeman, even the Bee Gees. One day, Parliament was traveling on the mothership, fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard.
That was July the Second, 1979, the Day the Funk died.
Two weeks later, I found the Funk, in bed with a conger eel. At first I thought it was a sea anenome, but under closer inspection, I realized it was a funky ball of tits from outer space. I offered to take him back to Parliament, but he said he was done with all that, and that they never listened to him anyway, and were only interested in his funky produce. So I let him live here, with me, in Funky Militia.
Ideals
- We fight in the best interest of the UK and their allies, with most (if not all) daily orders being the same as those set by the Ministry of Defence
- Funky Militia is apolitical and encourage members to join whatever party they wish
- To help out fellow members in any way possible
Communication
- Most communiqué is done through the in-game chat feed with an IRC channel #Funky for strikes and general frivolity.
Command Structure
Funk Command:
- Commander - Rory Winterbourne
- High Commanders in charge of Funky times - John Rupert Miranda, Fenyang, countryair5
- 2nd Commanders - Lord Cronosyn, Pingelhoek
- Sub Commander of Funk - Jimbobfrey
Captains by regiment:
- 1st - ToniJR
- 2nd - countryair5
- 3rd - Katelynne
- 4th - miniman_7
- 5th - lolfaced
- 6th - NLSP
- 7th - Hose Alvaro Enrike Rodrigez
- 8th - rey282000
Supplies
Current supplies are 10 Q7 weapons per day, claimed by posting in the weapons request thread in the in-game chat feed. (outdated)
