Yossarian Afudyakno

Yossarian Afudyakno

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Society Nationality  British National rank 264 Date of birth 21st July 2012 - Day 1705 Residence London Sex Male Political party People's Communist Party Faith Platonic Creditite Married to People's Communist Party Newspaper The Rude Pravo

Politics Congressman of London April 2014 – May 2014 Served under People's Communist Party Congressman of London March 2014 – April 2014 Served under People's Communist Party Congressman of London February 2014 – March 2014 Served under People's Communist Party Congressman of London October 2013 – November 2013 Served under People's Communist Party Congressman of London April 2013 – May 2013 Served under New Era Congressman of London March 2013 – April 2013 Served under New Era Congressman of London February 2013 – March 2013 Served under New Era

Military Military unit The People's Army Squadron 1st Regiment Position 2nd Commander Military rank  God of War Aircraft rank  Airman

Yossarian Afudyakno, also known as Yossi or Yossie, is a citizen of the eUK, a member of the PCP and a soldier in the People's Army.

Former eLife

Yossarian is the second account of Sfeir Jahangir Zsharri. Sfeir (b. 13 Sep 2009/ Day 663) served three consecutive terms as MP for Wales (May-August 2010) and also served as Congressional Legislative Officer and under-Minister of Legislative Affairs under bowen199 in July 2010. He was also one half of the Legislative Support Committee (along with sonicslice) set up by PCP PP bowen199 to monitor legislative affairs. In June 2010 he was recognised by Joachim von Bremen as one of the most active and productive Congressmen in the eUK. By late 2011, however, Sfeir had lost interest in the eWorld and was banned following allegations of administering multiple accounts. After a hiatus involving schoolwork, he returned in July 2012 as Yossarian Afudyakno.

Political Career

Yossarian has so far served six terms in the eUK Parliament, and is currently serving his seventh. The first three seats he held were under the PCP-NE Electoral arrangement that saw non-Top 5 PCP voters support New Era in exchange for party members getting seats on the NE ticket.

Military Achievements

Yossarian is consistently one of the hardest hitting soldiers of the PA and indeed his entire Division (2-3 before reform, 2 after), as evidenced by his number of Battle Hero medals and eUK- and MU-wide Damage Dealer and Slayer decorations. In March 2014, he achieved the rank God of War. In May 2014, he was appointed 2nd Commander of the People's Army.

Economic Life and Newspaper

As with Sfeir before him, Yossarian has spent virtually his entire eLife in the employ of the PCP's commune system, receiving food and weapons in exchange for labour with no profit for the managers.

In May 2014, he established Yossarian's Worker's Co-operative, in which workers from across the eWorld produce their own raw materials, give them to Yossarian and in exchange receive their full production of Q7 weapons for the day.

Yossarian's newspaper is called the Rude Pravo, named for the official newspaper of the Czech Communist Party (meaning 'the Red Law'), and publishes occasional congressional presentations, PCP news and ideas, and entertainment pieces.

Religion

On Day 2357, Yossarian revealed himself to be the First Prophet of the Church of Plato and the Cult of Credit [1]. The Platonic Creditite religion was founded to gain a clearer understanding of the eWorld through the signs left by the Administrator.

Medals

Freedom Fighter (x62)

Hard Worker (x17)

Congress Member (x7)

Country President (x0)

Media Mogul (x0)

Battle Hero (x58)

Campaign Hero (x0)

Resistance Hero (x1)

Super Soldier (x68)

Society Builder (x0)

Mercenary (x6)

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Top Fighter (x0)

True Patriot (x17)

Other Achievements

Liberation Committee of the eUK: One of the first 50 citizens of the eUK to win 10 Freedom Fighter medals. Liberator of Wales: Helped start the Resistance War in Wales against Taiwan, Day 2352.