The DAFT Newsdesk
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The DAFT Newsdesk is the primary source for the USA English publication known as,. The newspaper is often referred to as simply DAFT News, for the sake of brevity. Publications are sporadic, and content ranges from Politics to Current Events.
Coincidentally, DAFT is the first publication that can also be used as tissue paper. Because of this, it is frequently found in some of the best restrooms throughout the New World. Currently it comes in a variety of fragrances, including Spring Showers, Forest Pine-needles, Summer Full-moon, Lavender Leg-lift, Coastal Squat, and the newly released Hazelnut Reminiscence.