User:Alexander Janai/Book of Kiwi Instruct

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“ Thus is the word of the Holy Golden Kiwi, for you shall follow these rules to read this holy scripture:
  1. Breath
  2. Eat
  3. Nap
  4. Nap again
  5. Open the holy book
  6. Eat
  7. Sleep
  8. BREATH!!
  9. Open the book
  10. Read until you'll finish reading

Thus are the rules ”

(The scripture was written by Alexander Janai)
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