Society
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Nationality
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American
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Date of birth
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March 31, 2009
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Date of death
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2010
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Residence
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Florida
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Sex
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Female
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Newspaper
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The Giavanna Gazette
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Giavanna (also known as GiavannaBC) was born into the New World in Georgia, USA on March 31, 2009. Later she moved to Florida and then to Nebraska.
Newspaper
The Giavanna Gazette was a newspaper owned and published by Giavanna. Unfortunately, no articles have survived the ravages of time.
Origins
They say that the god Dio had a splitting headache and demanded that Jesus use his sword to split open his head and see what was bothering him, a demand that many blame on the awesome Q5 weed he had smoked earlier. Nevertheless, Jesus who was just as stoned split open the mighty gods head and a fully grown Giavanna emerged from the pure awesomeness of the god Dio's head dressed in Jedi robes with her violet lightsaber blazing! Jesus Christ looked at her and yelled, "Sweet me!"