User:VietDragon/Guillotinism

Guillotinism was founded in eSwitzerland by Monsieur Guillontine. The religion explains how Monsieur Guillontine is the God of Gods, creator of all life, and protector of Switzerland. Guillotinism is a way to help provoke a sense of nationalism and patriotism among the Swiss citizens to enable them to achieve liberation and freedom from any outside threats.

Beliefs

It is believed that the baguette is the holiest of objects, and must be handled with the greatest of care. In addition, scholars have stated that when one is in an unstable state of mind, eating a baguette will clear all harmful thoughts.

The Three Golden Rules

1. All disciples must accept and worship His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods, as the Father of Switzerland.

2. All disciples must pray to His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods, three times a day. The first time, to thank Him for the creation of mankind; the second time, to thank Him for compassion and protection; and the third time, to thank Him for baking of baguettes.

3. All disciples must make a pilgrimage to the holy city of Geneva once a year, where disciples must kiss the feet of His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods, three times.

Scriptures

The Holy Baguette is the official Guillotinist newspaper.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-holy-baguette-253312/1

Principes de Guillotine is the holy scripture of Guillotinism, and serves as a method to explain the values and morals of Guillotinists through an easy-to-understand method.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/principes-de-guillotine-1986393/1/20

The Guillotinist Guild has been recruiting new disciples for some time now, and many articles have been published.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/join-the-guillotinist-guild-1-1965395/1/20

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/join-the-guillotinist-guild-1-1972649/1/20

History

As Guillotinism began gaining more supporters, the Guillotinist Guild was founded in Switzerland on January 1st , 2012. The Guild is the shrine of His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods, and is the sanctuary for all disciples of Guillotinism. Those who wish to embrace His Holiness' holy presence are here, offered holy baguettes.

During the month of January 2012, His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods, began preparations for his candidacy for President of Switzerland. Soon, His Holiness found out that he was running against only one opponent: Nemkec, Party President of the Swiss Freedom Party. About a week before the elections, the Swiss Reform Coalition unanimously supported His Holiness' candidature for presidency. A couple days afterwards, the newly formed Helvetia Union under Hot Fever also unanimously supported His Holiness. And so by the end of the election day, as expected, His Holiness pulled through, winning by a landslide. The official results were His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods, with 56 votes, and Nemkec with 26 votes, which meant that His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods secured an incredible 68.29% of Switzerland's voters.

After a successful first term as President of Switzerland, Monsieur Guillontine decided to run for re-election in February 2011. This time however, Monsieur Guillontine would have to run against 3 other opponents, who were Dan/naD Wilshire from the Anti-Impterialist Movement, Hot Fever from the Helvetia Union, and His Holiness' most dangerous rival, Julian Anderson from the Swiss Reform Coalition. By the end of the day, His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods barely won by 2 votes. The official results were His Holiness with 31 votes, Julian Anderson coming in second with 29 votes, and Hot Fever and Dan/naD Wilshire both with 8 votes. Thus, His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods barely scraped a victory with 40.79% of Switzerland's voters.