Grev Per
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Grev Per is a Danish politician and journalist.
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Political Career
Grev Per started his political career in the former nation of Denmark. With a background understanding of economics he was able to advise the former President Onaninho. After a month of making his presence known and of advising Onaninho, Grev Per (whose name at the time was Wheelchairman) became elected head of the Weberian Bureaucracy Party.
Not long after that Grev Per became President of Denmar. As President he created the following organizations Kulturministeriet (Ministry of Cultural Affairs) Den Danske Statskirke (The State Church of Denmark) Hemmelige Statspolitiets/HEMSTAPO (Secret State Police/SECSTAPO) Finansministeriet (Ministry of Financial Affairs)
Having no succes in making any allies or even contacting Sweden, Grev Per initiated a campaign of antagonizing the behemoth neighbor state. With the belief that invasion was inevitable, he justified this policy by saying "If we're going to get invaded, we might as well deserve it."
Career as a Journalist
Grev Per is editor of the newspaper The Citizen Journals. Originally meant as an informative but entertaining paper on life in Denmark, it's tone has changed greatly since becoming party president. While the description of the paper claims it to be unbiased it's articles are largely biased in favor of Danes at the disadvantage of Swedes.
The paper made a breakthrough in world media as being vehemently anti-Swedish in the weeks leading up to the war. One of the most famous articles claimed that the Danish ministry of Science had proven that Swede weren't human beings, but in fact some kind of great ape. This article went on further to name this new species of ape as Homo-Swedes. Unfortunately this offended many Swedes and the resulting article was deleted and Grev Per was banned for a day.
Other notable articles have been on the History of Denmark, The Burden of Integration, and a series of articles told in a first person narrative on life in the resistance.
Grev Per was also the first person in eRepublik to give a speech live via webcam.
Provocateur as a Businessman
Immediately after the invasion of Sweden, Grev Per tried to establish Danish run businesses in all sectors. (All but one has been sold now). The two that Grev Per ran were called: Danske Pølser til Svenske Kvinder (Danish Sausages for Swedish Women, the description goes on to say "Svenske kvinder fucking elsker danske pølser! Spis mere! Ej de kan slet ikke få nok danske pølser!
Hey baby!" (Swedish women fucking love Danish sausages! Eat more! Oh my they just can't get enough Danish sausages!"
The other was a gift company called: "Store Danske Gaver til Små Svenske Kvinder" (Big Danish Gifts for Little Swedish Women)
Grev Per today
Grev Per is currently head of the Danish resistance.
