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− | Graduate of the eBrit University | + | Graduate of the eBrit University | |
− | PP of ESO - several times | + | PP of ESO - several times | |
− | Member of Congress - several times | + | Member of Congress - several times | |
− | Captain of RN Regiment 2 - ongoing | + | Captain of RN Regiment 2 - ongoing | |
− | General troublemaking and anti-establishment agitating - constant | + | General troublemaking and anti-establishment agitating - constant | |
− | Getting bored of all that and sliding towards a life of two-clicking - current | + | Getting bored of all that and sliding towards a life of two-clicking - current | |
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==Achievements== | ==Achievements== |
Revision as of 06:17, 26 April 2016
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Birth
VoodooMike71 was born, kicking and screaming, into this eWorld on May 29th, 2014.
Infancy
At an early age VoodooMike71 joined The Unity Party (TUP). The UK was in political turmoil at the time - but then it always is. On this occasion there was an ongoing power struggle between TUP and Vendetta. Shortly after VoodooMike71 joined TUP a successful PTO attempt placed renowned Vendetta scumbag BigAnt in charge. From his position as PP of the UK's biggest, but seemingly stupidest, party, BigAnt then launched a successful CP election campaign. Having won the position of CP, BigAnt then stole all the UK's money and did a runner. Apparently for the second time.
Throughout this period VoodooMike71 provided vociferous and often vulgar opposition to BigAnt and Vendetta. In particular, he ran a successful campaign to prevent BigAnt winning a second term as TUP PP. This annoyed BigAnt a great deal.
While very young, and on the advice of Madelina de Melrose, VoodooMike71 joined the Royal Navy as his MU. It was an inspired choice, and he has remained there ever since.
Adolesence
After all the excitement of his early political battles, VoodooMike71 settled down into stabilising TUP. This included several terms as TUP PP. However, he got bored of this and - in 2015 - decided to go on "walkabout" around the various UK political parties. Starting in tenth position, he travelled up the top ten political parties - spending anywhere between a couple of days to a month in each one - documenting his progress in a series of Party Animal articles in his in-game newspaper That Voodoo That You Do. Although he returned to The Unity Party at the end of his travels (some 8 months later), he only stayed long enough to bid his farewells.
Because, while travelling, VoodooMike71 become worryingly besotted by Every Single One (ESO); so much so that he made it the winner of his distinctly unofficial Official Best Party In The UK competition. So he joined ESO and has remained there ever since.
Adulthood
...is so boring, don't you think?
Lots of stuff has happened, including (but not limited to)...
Graduate of the eBrit University | PP of ESO - several times | Member of Congress - several times | Captain of RN Regiment 2 - ongoing | General troublemaking and anti-establishment agitating - constant | Getting bored of all that and sliding towards a life of two-clicking - current |
Achievements
VoodooMike71 holds the official title of Royal Wench - a title bestowed upon him by the UK King Mr Woldy