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Genesis

In the beginning was the Sheep, and the Sheep was with God, and the Sheep was God. There was nothing but the Sheep, thus he created grass to graze, but soon became bored from grazing alone. The sheep needed servants for his every need, but there were none as yet. From the weeds, The sheep created the Admins, and made them powerful. And sent them forth to create. The fruits of their work was the e-world; a place ripe for all of Sheep-kind. Yet the admins embraced evilness, and the eWorld was full of darkness Those who served under the evil admin, lived a life of injustice and cruelty The Holy Sheep saw it was bad! And went into deep meditation. And finally returned one day to seek out those who rejected the evilness and enjoyed munching on clovers. and for them The sheep created eNew Zealand Now the sheep lives in harmony, grazing the grasses on eNew Zealand.