User:Khebit/Book of Sheep/Chapter III

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Atua, the Holy Sheep, divided the world into many nations. The age of man started with the arrival of the first eEuropeans to the holy land of the sheep. The holy land of the sheep was a great land, a land filled with resources as far as the eye can see, and not a tracking cookie in sight. But with such riches, many not worthy came to the land, and the days of innocence and grass-eating were no longer. Then, the sheep called the holy ones from around the world, to establish his temple, so his glory will be known. And his word could be spread all around the world. The non-worthy were a vicious people, who greedily eyed the magnificent temple of Sheep. They despised the sheep's flourishing economy, and society. The Undesirables began scheming to desecrate the most holy of Sheep shrines. These shrines were decorated with much grandeur and opulence, befitting the sheep. The non-worthy believed that by looting the the great temple, they would gain some of the magnificent powers of sheep. Yet they were wrong, and the once great power of lore, of the olden days, is now lost to the world, to the hopeless world where man fights for mere nourishment. So the temples were abandoned until recently, when it's holy sheepiness picked out a chosen few to be drawn back to the ancient ruins.Among the documents were sheep phalli, with magical juices. These juices were sucked out by the now, kiwi people to acquire the knowledge of the sheep, and also because it was tasty. However, such practices were only done by the chosen of the church. While the phalli artifacts were tasty, the book of Baa was much more important.